VORTEX

Hey, what's up, non-flyers? I'm Vortex, and I'm takin' over this account. Hopefully, you are a *fan* of cruel and unusual punishment! [Vortex joins Parody Twitter]

@BearOfDeath So, are you not a cybertronian? That's kinda lame.

@CombaticonsWFC NOPE! AS MAIN AS I'LL EVER GET :D

ANY WAR IS POINTLESS IF THERE IS NO DEATH.

@DC_357_ I'm not trying to question you, Onslaught. Or Lord Megatron. I just would hate to see more Decepticons die when we could do something faster.

@CombaticonsWFC ⠀ “ wars with prolonged periods of strategical analysis often serve a lasting purpose. you don’t remember the short and useless conflicts as well. this is common knowledge, or so i thought. ” ⠀

⠀ “ everything happens for a reason you fool ” ⠀

You guys ever think that the Autobot Decepticon war is just kinda pointless? ... Hopefully Onslaught doesn't hear that.

@TH3_0VERSEER I do say so! I apologize if I've come off as rude or weird, but I can be a decent friend! I'm also a helicopter, so if you ever wanna travel over an ocean, I gotcha!

@CombaticonsWFC ...IF YOU SAY SO

THIS IS TRUE.

@TH3_0VERSEER Nah, you won't! I promise, I can be an actual friend. I'm great at teamwork!

@CombaticonsWFC I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA REGRET THIS

@TH3_0VERSEER Yay!

@CombaticonsWFC ...FINE :/

@TH3_0VERSEER Oh, come on! Pretty please! I have no Earth friends, and the rest of the combaticons are busy.

@CombaticonsWFC . . .

@TH3_0VERSEER No. But you should regardless!

@CombaticonsWFC HMMM.. IDK. CAN I TRUST YOU?

@TH3_0VERSEER Fine... I won't torment you... Will you be my friend now?

@CombaticonsWFC NO. BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE TORMENTED. THAT'S NOT WHAT FRIENDS DO

@TH3_0VERSEER W-what?? Come on! Be my friend!

@CombaticonsWFC HMM... NAH :)

@TH3_0VERSEER Well, then I don't have enough information to go off of. Hm. What to do now..? . . . Ah! I got it! Be my friend! Then I'll learn how to torment you better!

@CombaticonsWFC NO. I'VE JUST ACCEPTED THE TRUTH. DENYING IT MAKES IT HURT MORE.

@TH3_0VERSEER Hm. Normally, you don't have such tough skin... What's goin' on here? You just choose to be emotional sometimes?

@CombaticonsWFC YEAH PROBABLY. [He didn't seem fazed at all]

@TH3_0VERSEER All I'm sayin' is, you've lost a lot. Do you really think it's the world's fault, or yours? You can't keep stable relationships because you aren't stable, yet you can't seem to fix yourself. Perhaps things would be better for everyone else if your code was recycled.

@CombaticonsWFC WELL, HIVE IS KNOWN TO BE VERY TRUSTWORTHY. BUT I CAN TELL I CAN TRUST THEM. ALSO YEAH IM AWARE

@TH3_0VERSEER Ya know, I'm not just gonna be rude for no reason... That being said- You ever think about how untrustworthy that purple-eyed TV is? Can you really trust it? Also, what the scrap is wrong with your head? You constantly lose yourself for no reason. You sound stupid.

@CombaticonsWFC FINE. GO AHEAD. TRY.

@TH3_0VERSEER Doesn't have to be new, I just have to get inside that weak mind of yours.

@CombaticonsWFC I DOUBT THERE'S ANYTHING YOU COULD SAY THAT ISN'T NEW TO ME :]

@TH3_0VERSEER With my words alone, I could make you feel like scrap. And with you feeling like the disgusting abomination I make you believe you are, you won't attack me.

@CombaticonsWFC HOW WOULD INTERROGATION HELP YOU?

@TH3_0VERSEER Once more, I doubt that. I'm a helicopter! And a master of interrogation!

@CombaticonsWFC I COULD, BUT I WON'T