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@ComedyHeather

#standupcomedy #feminism, #craftbeer #cannabis #progressive #resistance #fucktrump #nevertrump #fuckcancer #esophagealcancer She/Her, views=mine

The Great North Katılım Eylül 2008
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Part of me wonders if death is being too tired to wake up.
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@DWhitINger @crescolabs @MindySegal I have stopped worrying about opioids. If I need them I need them. But morphine makes me drained. These gave me a little kick.
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@BrianMerritt I’m sorry to hear this and for what y’all are facing.
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I’m pretty sure my mom tried to breach the topic of my eternal destiny tonight. Right. Like I’ve not thought about it.
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NPO. Whatever. I’m delirious in my thirst.
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I’m so thirsty. They need to lift this NDO order stat.
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@NorthwesternMed Lake Forest brags a lot, but their ER sucks. No pillows. Alerts on my monitor going off incessantly without being checked. Nurses acting annoyed because I paged them, etc. I’ve heard no updates and have been here since noon.
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@davemcnelis That’s wasn’t my experience. Adderall? Ritalin? Strattera?
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You couldn’t pay me enough to have a 90-min commute. Wasting 3 hours of my day commuting just isn’t worth it. #HouseHunters
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Smelly is an odd complaint, but I get it. I don’t want to move into a funky house. #househunters
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When purchasing a home for the first time, or any time really, it’s always wise to not max out your budget. Just because you can buy a $400k house doesn’t mean you should. #househunters
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