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🚨 CALL THE REPS AT GUINNESS. CALL MR. RIPLEY. CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD. 🚨 ​I’ve officially become a glitch in the matrix. We have reached peak human performance. History has been made. Man with tits.

Insane how the first Star Wars movie in 7 years comes out in a few days and nobody gives a fuck

@RGIII Thank you Drake 💯 For years I have been immobilized and stuck in a bed. But when my friend started playing your new Album “ICEMAN”, I finally moved my fat ass and got the strength to get up and turn that trash ass music off 😭

Drake haters everywhere trying to pretend Drake didn’t just drop a classic.

Move over, Loch Ness Monster. Step aside, Bigfoot. 👣 ​I have become a phenomenon so rare that Guinness World Records is too scared to even categorize it. ​We have a man with tits out here. Truly, Ripley’s Believe It or Not has been real quiet since this dropped. Darwin is shaking in his grave. 🧬📈

Just farted and got a boner. Does this make me gay?

Thank you Drake 💯 For years I have been immobilized and stuck in a bed. But when my friend started playing your new Album “ICEMAN”, I finally moved my fat ass and got the strength to get up and turn that trash ass music off 😭 Thank you Mr. Drake and all you do for the disabled community 🥹

Admit it. You thought Dr. Pepper was a man. You didn’t even consider that Dr. Pepper could be a woman.

@SmonkyBoi @Deji No, im a fucking sloth

@ComfyMonster16 @Deji Are you human?

I love this new emote 🫪🫪🫪

Explain in NFL terms

@RandalThor12 @eddiehallWSM

@ComfyMonster16 @eddiehallWSM And the grease would make it difficult for Eddie to get a grip on you,

Didn’t catch the bouquet, but I did manage to catch the bride and groom. Congrats Martyn!

@aftertheb1 Its a hard life

@dolljointsangel “Now I’m still a man, but with tits! LOL!”

Had to explain to a couple of C!S FEMALE friends that my boobs were indeed real and that I was actually growing them. They thought estrogen didn't make you grow boobs. I asked them what they thought hrt did and they didn't give me an answer

@RemmertJoshua @Ethanslim01 Try out these honkers, mate 😉

@Ethanslim01 Ooooooo I AM A BOOB GUY. NATURAL BOOB more the better Have A Smiley Day ☺️

Lana Rhoades best position is missionary 😲..PS: Don't google the name 🤣

@LacyHimself Come fight me

i mean wow drake. you truly are the best to ever do it. Thank you for changing my life. Only albums competing with drakes for album of the year, are his other 2. Cant spell iceman, without cinema. 🧊

@DramaAlert Featuring tit man

Drake officially releases ICE MAN, the first of three albums dropping from him tonight.

@NoLifeShaq 2 is plenty. Trust me

3 albums …wtf 😭😭😭😭😭

@theburntpeanut Lay off the nuts

TIME TO FINISH THE JOB WE DIDN'T COME FOR HALF, WE CAME FOR IT ALL ROOKIE TO PREDATOR RIGHT NOW twitch.tv/theburntpeanut

No amount of UFO headlines will make people forget about Epstein.

Im an abusive relationship with the cost of living

Stuart Little, more like Stuart Little Penis