Bob Nelson

Next up at The American Hotel in Freehold, NJ is @ComicBobNelson - grab your tickets today eventbrite.com/e/nov-17-bob-n…

Full House at the club! Thank you for joining us last night with @ComicBobNelson and Peter Guarraci!

@ComicBobNelson at the club last night! So much fun!

Coming up in October we have @realdonjamieson @ComicBobNelson and @JackieMartling - hurry and grab your tickets here unclevinniescomedyclub.com/comedy-schedul…

Bob Nelson Returns to the Stage! youtu.be/o5u5qZHIQdk via @YouTube

Thank You for All Your Prayers ~ Bob did Great last night! He was a bit winded but no real problems. He even came back looking better. Like regenerated! ❤ Thank You ❤ Thank You ❤ Thank God... gofundme.com/f/comedian-bob…

@markknoller Every day.

Can you remember the last time you wrote with or sharpened a pencil?

Pastor Wilby 8/26/22 The Rapture youtu.be/AhZ6JoS_St4 via @YouTube

@redsteeze It's the "hide in the basement technique". A proven strategy to get upwards of 80 million votes.

Maybe one day you'll ask yourselves why that is.

Jiffy Jeff in the Gym. The Stationary Bike youtu.be/0TiNdoMkVi0 via @YouTube

One Minute Juggle youtube.com/shorts/JV1blq5…

youtu.be/bYuGV-LkWrg #perception

@PolitiBunny Roll it up in a piece of roast beef. Pill in a blanket.

Annnd no matter what I do I can’t get Casper to take his pill. He refuses peanut butter, a piece of cheese … and no matter how easy the vet SWEARS it is to open his mouth and put the pill on the back of his tongue I can’t do it. So. Frustrated.

@RealJamesWoods WTH! I am DOWN one follower. What am I doing wrong?!!

At the end of two days of #TwitterFreedom I’ve added 73,000 new followers. I don’t think anybody has fully grasped the devastating impact the pre-election suppression of free speech has had on our nation. #ThankYouElonMusk

@JonahDispatch Maybe a command for one of his dogs?

What did "Go get him" mean? Sincere question.

@greggutfeld I heard "Folks!" A lot. And "Look."

@KennedyNation Bob.

What is your nickname?

Operation Update: Bob's surgery is scheduled for tomorrow 9/23 at 10:30 am. Your Prayers are Greatly... gofundme.com/f/comedian-bob…

Bob's insurance has Been Approved for September! Hallelujah! ❤ Thank You for Prayerful & Financial... gofundme.com/f/comedian-bob…

@MALACHI_13 @RealJamesWoods Hi Teddy! I'm Buddy

Of course it is.