Deadpool
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Deadpool
@ComicalKillings
ᅠᅠᅠ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ʙᴜꜱʏ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜɴᴡɪʟʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ... ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇꜱɪꜱᴛ ᴀ ʜᴀɴ ꜱᴏʟᴏ ʀᴇᴅᴇᴍᴘᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀʀᴄ.
18+ | MVRP Katılım Nisan 2024
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❥blaire.⠀ now that Felicia is getting popular and people are writing her, i'm gonna be that person
don't erase her bisexuality ♡
biphobia is, for whatever reason, still incredibly prevalent.
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I do find it funny how you respond to this, but not to @Blaire3DX who has multiple times asked you to take her art, which you purposely removed her name from, down.
Below are the posts, if you’re unaware of the art pieces. You know, since they’re uncredited.
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@OfHerClaws Hey! I worked my (amazing, spectacular, sensational) ass off to get on the launch roster, let alone season 5. They pulled out “labor laws” on me. What a joke!
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@OfHisLethality Someone's ego is getting sky-high. If you're such a big shot you should've had us both in Season 5.
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@OfHisLethality you. me. April 17th. Marvel rivals. twerk emote. be there or be square.
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Can you do that again so I can take notes?
ᅠᅠᅠ𝕭𝒀𝑬 ᅠ𝕱𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑪𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ@OfHerClaws
cat stretching on the tl. . . good morning
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The Rivals art team finally caved and gave me what I wanted. And it only took - combined 17 hours of repeated phone calls, 3,879 emails, a dedicated spam Twitter account, and one pretty please with a cherry on top.
Never give up on your dreams, folks!
Deadpool@ComicalKillings
Speaking of that maid outfit...
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You would be SO surprised. No, this is perfect. I'm pitching it to a couple of networks in the morning.
Get ready for bagels and brand deals, baby!
ᅠᅠᅠ𝕭𝒀𝑬 ᅠ𝕱𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑪𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ@OfHerClaws
Who would watch that?
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This is the part where I would stare into the camera for a few beats for the audience to sympathize. God, we need a reality TV show..
ᅠᅠᅠ𝕭𝒀𝑬 ᅠ𝕱𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑪𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ@OfHerClaws
Sorry, were you saying something? I had a piece of seaweed stuck in my teeth from my sushi. . .
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I would still like for you to do bad things to me.
ᅠᅠᅠ𝕭𝒀𝑬 ᅠ𝕱𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑪𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ@OfHerClaws
I was about to do many bad things to you, Wade. . . Don't scare me like that.
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Dude, hell no. Bob doesn't either, though, not really.
BUT, he worked for them of his own volition, so I've gotta let him catch a stray bullet or break a rib from time-to-time. Karma and all that jazz, he totally understands.
ᅠᅠᅠ𝕭𝒀𝑬 ᅠ𝕱𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑪𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ@OfHerClaws
You fw hydra. . . ?
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You don't know HYDRA Bob? He's like, my right hand man! He's the Scooby Doo to my Shaggy, the Simon to my Garfunkel, the other guy in Wham!
I'm obviously George Michael in that scenario.
ᅠᅠᅠ𝕭𝒀𝑬 ᅠ𝕱𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑪𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ@OfHerClaws
Who tf is Bob. . . ?
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Ain't no shame in my game. The Rivals devs gave you a nice tush, but I'm still numero uno in the Ass Department.
ᅠᅠᅠ𝕭𝒀𝑬 ᅠ𝕱𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑪𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ@OfHerClaws
just letting the world know you get pegged a second time i guess
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You know me: Mr. Reliable.
As long as you don't ask Wolverine. Or Cyclops. Or any of the X-Men. Or Spider-Man. Or my ex-bestie-westie Weazel. Or Preston (she's Ellie's step-mom). Or the West Coast Avengers.
You can ask Bob, though.
ᅠᅠᅠ𝕭𝒀𝑬 ᅠ𝕱𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑪𝑰𝑨 .ᐟ@OfHerClaws
Guess that's supposed to be something I can count on
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