Patrick Comiskey

New York doesn’t deserve you.

@ChuckGarfien Easy, Kap.

My NCAA bracket is in 9.7 millionth place on ESPN. Take that!!

Is there anyone that actually knows the words to Yellow Ledbetter?

I’d be remiss to watch a Blackhawks ESPN game and not tweet about how god awful John Buccigross is at calling hockey games.

White girls when there are giant angel wings painted on a building:

Holy fuck they finally did it. They beat the god damn Wild in regulation. Hawks Win!

Incredible comeback from the Wings. Aren’t many teams that can survive a massive 1-0 deficit.

@TonyOnTap @SoxOnTap Definite downside to that opinion

@Comiskey22 @SoxOnTap Might be the first thing you and that guy from NWI agree on.

I feel like they could have blended the patch in a little better.

@bkeister34 @shane_riordan Elite

@shane_riordan Too complicated. If it were me, we would be having ribeye, mashed potatoes, Mac and cheese and green beans. Dessert is New York cheese cake. Beer; whatever is on tap. Onion rings, jalapeño poppers, mozzarella sticks for appetizers. Let’s eat and have a good time

My love for Rory knows no bounds, but this Masters menu is the hors d’oeuvres at a less-than-inspiring wedding.

The Browns being the ones to propose this is like the gambler coming back to the casino right after they lost the house

A fan on the Pelicans dance cam just danced right out his pants 😭😭

Illinois said “It’s only one day of snow. We ain’t bringing plows out for that. Good luck!”

@TonyOnTap Oh you know it

@Comiskey22 Will you be attending the Home Opener festivities, Patrick?

Smells like baseball

Bob, he played for the Angels

@MarkLazerus @stevecarp56 They suck. If they wanted a black alternate, this is the much better choice.

@stevecarp56 Hawks fans LOVE the black jerseys. They're objectively wrong, but they LOVE them.

Yuck. The Blackhawks are wearing black jerseys in contrast to the Knights wearing white. How can the Hawks not be in the red sweaters? Arguably the best in the NHL.

I would like to know how an electric company who basically has a monopoly over the entire fucking country doesn’t have a functional website.

Tonight’s story time.

Gentle reminder to the idiots, fish is absolutely a meat.

Easiest fuck, marry, kill ever Fuck: BBQ Marry: Honey Mustard Kill: Ranch