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@CommonSentiment @thugthief thoughts?

Went to the first appointment today with my new dentist in Bushwick, guy named Dr. Goopa. He comes into the room smelling like shit and is very sweaty, looks sick. He examines my mouth for about 10 seconds and seems all nervous and blurts out, “Too many teeth.” I ask him what he means and he says, “You too many teeth, that not allowed.” Then he darts out of the room and disappears for 45 minutes. When he finally comes back he smells WORSE and he just kind of silently stands in the corner for a few minutes then says, “Ok you spit now. You need leave.” So I went to leave and he followed me out to the door and kept making moves like he wanted a hug goodbye. Outside a bunch of elderly gay guys were listlessly dancing and having a little mini-protest for Queer Palestine next to an obese dead eyed guatemalan woman selling old fruit. I turned to walk in the opposite direction and immediately stepped in human shit. I hate Bushwick.

This is AI please God

@SwagginInOhio @tommycsftp Like in Phantom Thread!! Yes Anisa poisons him with forest mushrooms and he accepts that. All the other threories are so lame

@CommentCoppedd @tommycsftp Slow arsenic poisoning from Anisa's food

If he ghosted them on this, why would it be so hard for me to believe he ghosted them on the bonus, too?

@JumboShark19 THE RITUAL MUST CONTINUE

@CommentCoppedd It really feels like Anisa gets off on making her husband perform these humiliation rituals

Idubbbz calls child bride survivor Kate Yang 'dumb' 'loser' in a new video, evades mentioning he & Anisa GHOSTED her when Kate asked them to help promote a bill to end child marriage 💀

AugieRFC denies he quit YouTube last year due to suddenly balding, but recent images surfaced showing Augie wearing "The Keemstar Attire" (Cap & Headphones, indoors at night). Thoughts?

@mikemajlak it's just manhattan bro

ending this debate for good: nyc has the highest volume of hot girls out of any city in america. it’s borderline insane.

@doejens @tommycsftp calls this "an identity tourist", Epictetus talks about this

Leafy wrongfully suspended AGAIN, asking for world peace

@CommentCopped @nicholasdeorio

I am really dedicated to the comment cop character it seems lmao

Oh sorry this mf posted a newer, WORSE clip of them, this time ghosting a plea to end child marriage Ian and Anisa (allegedly?) ghosted a human trafficking survivor asking to help with a law preventing child brides

You say, "It can't get worse, Ian and Anisa reached rock bottom already" Then this mf posts another clip ☠️

@CommentCopped URGENT NEWS: Ian can't satisfy Anisa!

Ian & Anisa Jomha CAN'T ORGASM ❗ Anisa needs to be on top while Ian clearly needs to be publicly humiliated

@IvanAtHome This quote goes with me for at least 2 years now, amazing line hahahaha

Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Ian the Unwise?

iDubbbz realizing in real time that Hasan supports a terrorist organization

@CommentCopped He's not annoyed, it's part of the humiliation ritual. After that Ian will be finally accepted!

Hasan seems annoyed with Ian every time he speaks are these two even friends or did Anisa force them to stream together?

@doejens Taking jabs at presumably Jake Paul, then hiring MVP's Mike Leanardy to promote Creator Clash is peak hypocrisy

Poorly aged clip post creator clash 1. So quickly she changed her mind about what the event stands for after saying something completely different just months prior on H3 podcast. The larp is outstanding

@BazkaiPT @CommentCopped That's exactly my point

@CommentCoppedd @CommentCopped You give that idiot too much credit His mods are the ones who watch the video and prepare a script

Hasan says he's going to do more fundraiser react streams to WillyMacShow and other videos exposing him as a terrorist sympathizing extremist