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@rawsweetpotato I did get the salad, but oddly enough she did not serve us breadsticks.

@CommiHater OG salad is the best of its kind. But the breadsticks are synthetic

I fucking love The Olive Garden.

@nattyluvvs @AsreDanny @Jenfoxxxy Bad shape

@AsreDanny @Jenfoxxxy What about this?? 💦😋

Don't open this in public

@RobertTalisse Stacy is one of my all time favorite characters. I love 2-bit hustlers.

BTW, Soderbergh's *The Limey* is still an amazing film

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@aikibuckeyefan @timecaptales @christina99106 Bull

@CommiHater @timecaptales @christina99106 Chuck would have beaten the ass of any MMA fighter lol.

Chuck Norris held a 183-10-2 record and was a 6x world champion in full contact bare knuckle karate. On top of that, he beat heavyweight kickboxing world champion Joe Lewis 3 consecutive times and also had a brutal sparring match with undefeated kickboxing world champion, Bill Superfoot Wallace, that lasted an hour and a half. According to Wallace, they practically stalemated and "beat the crap out of each other". Chuck was trained in kickboxing/boxing by Benny The Jet Urquidez and was also trained in BJJ by the Gracies and Machados for 20 years. Even being able to submit Carlos Machado himself on occasion. Chuck had a 315 Ibs bench press at 180 lbs bodyweight and was said to have a grip back in the day that nobody could escape from because he was so strong. Even Jean Claude Van Damme said he'd never fight Chuck Norris, despite being a kickboxing world champion himself. Chuck held a 10th degree black belt in Chun Kuk Do, a 9th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do, an 8th degree black belt in Taekwondo, a 5th degree black belt in Karate, a 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and a black belt in Judo. Rest in peace, Chuck!

@DredRacing @timecaptales @christina99106 Yeah well maybe I'm wrong

@CommiHater @timecaptales @christina99106 They were in episodes of walker texas ranger too rolling with him

@BeepBoopNoImage @timecaptales @christina99106 You’re welcome.

@CommiHater @timecaptales @christina99106 "Being accurate=sucking someone off" Thanks Moshe.

@ChuckTaylorDude @timecaptales @christina99106 Then why did he die?

@CommiHater @timecaptales @christina99106 Chuck was a third degree black belt in BJJ and trained directly with Machado family lineage going back to the 1980s. 🙄

@BeepBoopNoImage @timecaptales @christina99106 I’m sorry you can’t suck him off anymore. He’s dead.

@CommiHater @timecaptales @christina99106 It's actually impressive how confidently retarded you are.

@PelotaDawg @timecaptales @christina99106 Yes

@CommiHater @timecaptales @christina99106 So this part was a lie "trained in BJJ by the Gracies and Machados for 20 years. Even being able to submit Carlos Machado himself on occasion. " ?

@timecaptales @christina99106 Chuck Norris has no ground game. Which is absolutely necessary in MMA. How many UFC guys do you see doing kick boxing?

@christina99106 christina are we serious rn

@ggsdungeon The titties posted on this account are often the highlight of my day.

Jane Stansil 📷 Ron Vogel

@katefolk Barry Lyndon. The costumes are cool.

@menonfilmpod Is this movie about Adderall or crystal meth?

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@CalT61 @misshelenamy Did you receive a surprise?

say Hi if you want me to text you a surprise!

@oldbluecanoe @The8bitidiot This has to be a secret menu item and I want to try it. Yes I am American.

@The8bitidiot Muslims call for a ban on Arby’s new Half Pound Beef n’ Cheddar with Pulled Pork Deluxe Combo meal with Curly Fries and a Dr Pepper during daytime hours at Ramadan. Also a fatwa against Arby’s Sauce©️

This didn't happen

@ggsdungeon What a cute little puss

Lillian Parker 🩶

@81TimBrown @Raiders @RaiderNationWW Did I miss something? Did we get a QB?

@Raiders @RaiderNationWW This is what I'm talking about! Let's go!

@luisjgomez *if* this happens please inform me and I’ll start listening to the show again.

*If* we were to replace Dave on LOS who would you want it to be?