Commodore Schmidlapp

@Pell08 @Pirates Yinzerpalooza is stupid. Gimmick promotion

@Pirates Yinz hating are only doing so cause you wanted your favorite player, Yinzerpalooza is always a celebrity thing and this choice is a Smart business/marketing decision. One of the hottest shows out right now, get in while the iron is hot!

𝙋𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘿𝙧. 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙗𝙮. 𝙔𝙞𝙣𝙯𝙚𝙧𝙥𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙯𝙖 𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜. 🩺 Pirates.com/THEPITT

@Cernovich Cooking is like rocket science to these people. They would rather DoorDash their life away.

Every gym bro cooks his own food. 93/7 ground beef and rice. Chicken and rice. Tilapia and rice. Potatoes. Yams. This is all remedial life skills stuff here. My goodness.

@Pirates @JordanCWDavis Country weekend, bucco luau weekend, yinzerpalooza weekend. You guys run the dumbest promotions in baseball. What happened to Italian night?

JUST ANNOUNCED: Award-winning, multi-platinum artist @JordanCWDavis will perform a special postgame concert, presented by EQT, on Sunday, July 12, as a part of our Country Weekend.   🎟️ Pirates.com/JordanDavis

@PGHClothingCo Why would anyone choose to wear black jerseys in the sun? It amazes me every time

0-3 in these

@Pirates Did you guys toss that lesbo for interference? I’m sure she’s still laughing about it.

Just Konnor things!

I wonder how Henry Davis and Jared Triolo wake up everyday and show up to the ballpark knowing what a complete disgrace they are to the game of baseball. Save yourselves the embarrassment, don’t ever pick up a baseball bat again, and just get on with your life’s work, please.

@Buckythepise @SleeperPirates Adults with gloves should be publicly humiliated. Stupid dyke bitch was laughing about it.

@SleeperPirates Someone needs to contest this.. we all do

Brandon Lowe has a homer overturned due to fan interference😕

@NorthShoreNine That horse face broad thought it was funny. What a creep

Brandon Lowe makes it 5-0 (but gets a double)

@DOMISMONEY What a stupid bitch

Brandon Lowe looks like he hits a home run, but it's determined as fan interference and it's just a double instead

@JomboyMedia Pillars of society. Wearing slippers

Nashville police are searching for two individuals who stole equipment from the Milwaukee Brewers Triple-A affiliate Nashville Sounds They’ve requested to be contacted at 615-742-7463 with any information

@BucsParrotTimes They conceded, it’s a cucked organization

The Phillies blowing out the Pirates today was incredibly predictable

@KodyDuncanPGH @OpenedCreation Crumb lushes go to the casino. That’s unfortunately the crowd at games now

@Pirates quite playing queer shit between pitches. Your in game music sucks too.

@KodyDuncanPGH It’s 70 30 Philly fans

Am I in Philadelphia right now? What hell is this? Way too many of their fans here.

@NoahW_25 No pressure

How did Bubba Chandler have a 3.2% walk rate in 31.1 innings when he was called up last September?

@SleeperPirates Country bumpkin better learn to pitch. Cant throw heaters past everyone

Bubba Chandler’s struggles continue, season ERA now up to 5.14

@DixonDisciple He’s a thrower, needs to be sent down to learn how to pitch and grow up

Anyone with eyes sees the potential. But right now, Bubba is bad, and he’s losing the Pirates the game almost every time he starts.

@iAlterLivesNiga @JRown32 You can go to Africa for much cheaper and get the same experience.

@JRown32 The target demographic is not a middle class Eastern PA couple

$15,000 for two people to see the Steelers in Paris.

@Mccafferty67287 @KodyDuncanPGH The friends and family crowd love that. Stuff their face full of food and booze, take pictures, talk about nonsense the whole game

@KodyDuncanPGH Remember you can still enjoy the ballpark and the view 😉yes go Bucs !!

Just sat down! I’m sure it’s still 0-0 right? Man this team is fun! Go Bucs

@BucsParrotTimes They never seem like they get angry when pushed around. Throw inside on someone like schwarber or harper. It’s all fun and games. At least act like you’re upset.

This is going to be a replication of the Cardinals series. Blow the first game and the whole series goes to shit