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@roxie_ug Focused on stupidity

A USA citizen is crying out to the government for help after she failed to secure a job “Most companies judge me by my looks yet I’m a very nice focused person” - she said.

@UncleBillz Was it airport money

🚨⚠️🚨 URA’s $10 MILLION RECOVERY RAISES MANY QUESTIONS URA seized over $10 million in undeclared cash hidden in kitchenware at Entebbe. A single officer turned down a 300m shilling bribe, reported it, and got rewarded. But here's what’s bothering people: How does that much cash even reach the airport without anyone noticing earlier? Where’s the aviation security in all this? And how many times has this happened before without anyone catching it? One honest officer doesn’t fix a broken system. This recovery smells more like a lucky break than real control. What do you think?

@karothk256 @Ishmaelthehost 🤣

Guys, I'm heartbroken💔 Use one emoji to comfort me😭

@BirungiMargret5 @bibian_allen So it's basically yes guys

People are asking how someone qualifies for my giveaways. It's easy, I reward loyalty. Followers who always engage with me no matter what. Those mutuals who stand the storm with me. It's that simple.

@NuwatuhaProssy @Towngal19 Refer her to me

Asking for my friend 😂

@SODIDACTIC I still do them

No cartoon was more popular than Tom and Jerry

@aishalee02 BTW u have nice bu...

Educational content only attracts free loaders, not clients.

@Excellentsalvic @honeymoon250 But that guy is already on the list

Be honest! Who do you think is the worst U.S.🇺🇸 President ever???

@RashBin32 @stornezbankscit The brotherhood is proud

Date cancelled cause she can't give me susu on the first date

@DrBellahh @Towngal19 But i know you can not cook like that

Cooked for my man 🥰 Wat can u giv me if I cook for u this

@haywhyy09 @DNewsong Me too I promise

If Burnley can pull off this miracle tonight, I’ll buy their club’s kit for myself.

@ChubbyAudrey22 For Peace to prevail am keeping my answers

If you guess the name of this animal I will take a Nilo for breakfast

@abi_nze And they're given targets Imagine sm1 working for 300k

Those private, expensive hospitals in kampala hire cheap nurses that work in different facilities.. They come from night duty to day duty at this facility only to give medication that is meant to be given under the skin, through veins They are under paid,tired and frustrated .

@Chiomabtq You'll realise it once yo there Actually You'll need to stop telling pple your age coz we won't believe u anyway

While applying for PhD last month, I went to get recommendation from one of my referees. He first tried convincing me to first get married, before I enroll for PhD because men will not want to marry such a highly educated woman. Is this true really? Men when did this start?

@KomugishaPeace She doesn't look like a builder

You build a man, he gets better and leaves you😂😂Luzzi is now slaying with the new wife in Paris😂💔

@WKwinn Exactly Even mukene and dodo 😂😂😂😂 Let em market kfc

@WKwinn Impossible What do those lumpens even know

Has any Ugandan celebrity influenced you to buy a certain drink or water brand?

@NatashaFaridah1 I like your posts Just on point 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

The rate at which schools be demanding school fees is alarming, they really act like the students taught are already making profits out of the curriculum taught..LOL!

@BridJackline @Hssankirevu U actually wonder what some guys are doing in certain religions Kyoka you'll find the whole family processing the same religion

@BridJackline @Hssankirevu Yet a legendary me I understand

My cousin took his sick bro for treatment in SA and sadly he died, he communicated to his family & the dad simply told him no need of bringing the body back to Ug if he can find an islamic limbo. Man got like 5 frnds and 2 sheikhs &buried the boy! I'm shocked by the dad's move!

@exceleunnah254 @tii_bag Take what I am owed and call it a day on that friendship After all it was already dead

You loaned Kes 100,000 to your friend last year and since then she has refused to pay you back, which has really deteriorated your friendship. You asked her to just pay Kes 30,000 and forget the rest because you are in a financial crisis. Your friend then says she can only get you Kes 15,000 since that is all she has. You felt like you had no other option but to accept it, so you eventually gave her your account details to send the amount directly to your bank. You woke up the next morning, checked your account, and you had 150,000 in it! You kept staring at the screen in disbelief but it was indeed Kes 150,000. You grabbed your phone and found 73 missed calls from your friend and an additional 37 text messages begging you to transfer back Kes 135,000 since she only meant to send you Kes 15000 and mistakenly added an extra 0. What you gonna do? 1. Send back Kes 135,000 2. Take your full Kes 100,000 3. Keep the whole Kes 150,000