D.M.
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D.M.
@Conco6969
Man cave. Four walls, roof. Grill meat & veggies in the backyard while singing Boogie With Stu. Making a living, Living.
Los Angeles, CA Katılım Kasım 2022
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SINGLES AD
The following ad appeared in the Atlanta Journal:
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE
seeks male companionship.
Ethnicity not important.
I'm a very good-looking girl
who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods,
riding in your pickup truck, hunting,
camping and fishing trips,
cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me
eating out of your hand.
When you get home from work
I'll be at the front door wearing
only what nature gave me.
Call (404) 555-1212 and ask for Daisy.
Over 1500 men found themselves
talking to the Atlanta Humane Society
about an 8-week-old black
Labrador retriever.
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On what occasion would you wear THIS?? 😭
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@LindseyPelas Send a complaint to X or maybe even to @elonmusk. When I chatted with him he was pretty cool.
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Banks County Woman Arrested After Turning Numbered Pigs Loose in Walmart
COMMERCE, GA — Shoppers at the Commerce Walmart were thrown into confusion Saturday afternoon after a local woman allegedly released four pigs—each spray-painted with the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5—into the store, triggering what authorities later described as “a logistical nightmare disguised as a math problem.”
The Incident
According to witnesses, 47-year-old Charlene Mixon entered the store pushing a buggy that appeared to be shaking and occasionally grunting. Employees assumed it was either a wobbly wheel or a normal Saturday.
Moments later, Mixon allegedly opened the buggy, shouted “Run free!”, and four pigs scattered across the store—one toward Housewares, one toward Grocery, one toward Electronics, and one directly into the Vision Center.
The Numbering Scheme
The pigs were labeled 1, 2, 3, and 5, which immediately caused confusion among staff.
“We spent an hour looking for pig number 4,” said assistant manager Trevor Haskins. “Then we realized there wasn’t one. I’m still mad about it.”
Several customers joined the search, believing it was some kind of promotional event.
Police Response
Banks County Sheriff deputies arrived quickly, though officers admitted they were “not trained for livestock deployed with psychological warfare.”
One officer slipped near the bacon section, which he later described as “deeply ironic.”
All four pigs were eventually captured using two laundry baskets, a pallet of marshmallows, and one determined elderly greeter who said she had “handled worse at the Piggly Wiggly years ago.”
Mixon was arrested without incident, though she did request that officers “let the pigs finish what they started.”
Charges
Authorities say she faces disorderly conduct, livestock at large, interference with commerce, and “creating unnecessary suspense via missing number 4.”
The pigs were unharmed and transported to a local county animal control facility, where staff described them as “friendly and surprisingly fast.”
Community Reaction
Locals have already dubbed the event “The Great Walmart Pig Caper.”
A Facebook group titled “Where Is Pig #4?” has gained hundreds of members.

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Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science...
The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.
However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.
It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.
When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.
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@konstructivizm Now that's what should be traveling on Voyager 1, across the galaxy to other stars... Humanity at it's best
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NASA Wants to Clean Up Poop on the Moon
NASA has announced a competition for the best way to dispose of 96 bags of feces left on the lunar surface by astronauts during the Apollo missions (1969–1972). These bags, containing excrement, urine, and vomit, were left over from six expeditions (Apollo 11, 12, 14, 15, 16, and 17), which collectively lasted more than three weeks. Disposal was not possible due to mass restrictions, but the agency is now offering $3 million for the best design for the safe removal of biological traces.
The scientific community is considering this issue as part of preparations for future lunar missions, emphasizing the importance of environmental responsibility beyond Earth. This applies not only to lunar cleanup but also to compliance with international space regulations, the protection of extraterrestrial environments, and the development of an ethical framework for the exploration of other planets.

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