Cake.

I just /love/ when I get griped at for not replying, only to get ignored when I do reply.

i died long ago．nothing can touch me now．

these flowers are full of fangs，comfort me in fury．wake me，witch．

Why has my TL turned into a brothel? I emerge from my hobbit hole and find debauchery at every turn. Whores. All of you. (Me too.)

Damn it's been a long time...

[Lays in @221Rants' mentions because it's been forever and a day.]

55. The Beatles are not the greatest band/artists ever. I prefer Michael Jackson any day. Stop hollering that shit.

54. The fact that ABC Family changed its name still upsets me.

When you post a solo but no one likes or RTs it but you from your other accounts:

🌚😂

What'd I miss? Who died?

I took an extra long (6 month) nap and my alarm JUST went off. I MISSED YOU BAE. twitter.com/221Rants/statu…

[Casually dollops cake icing onto @221Rants' nose then disappears again.]

Well it's been quite a while.

Where's the application at to retire from Twitter?

The Cake fandom, duhr. twitter.com/221rants/statu…

Yes and yes. twitter.com/221rants/statu…

@ConfessWriter 🌚 twitter.com/221rants/statu…

Sending starters without asking someone if they actually want to RP with you first and talking like this; " how are you? " twitter.com/221rants/statu…