Momma Confessions

Used to be @ConfessingTeach New profile. Same me. I’ve changed my handle, name, and picture to match my new life. The sass and sarcasm remain unchanged.

@NeverSoberSass Oh my goodness! Are you alright?

My boss died

i love when a taylor swift album comes out and everyone gets the urge to release an official statement on the matter

Time to log off until after I’ve seen the movie because these CLOWNS have no decorum.

@TeacherCurly I am too, but I completely missed “I’m having his baby” on my first listen of TTPD and I simply could not risk it again.

@TeacherCurly I subscribed to Apple Music last night for this exact reason. 🤪

Taylor in Actually Romantic

@HeflinSyd I thought the same!!

Wood isn’t a Jackson 5 sample??

@NeverSoberSass The Minneapolis Catholic School shooting yesterday.

Why are flags at half mast?

@michigan_sass I was more independent than most of my peers, but I didn’t think it was a bad thing! My parents also did tons of play dates for me! I sliiiiiiightly worry about handling it all alone when they are older, but I know they’ve planned well and I have an amazing husband.

@ConfessingMomma It does! My SIL sent me a video of my nieces playing together and it sent me into thoughts I didn't know I had lol

I haven't even birthed this child yet and I'm already having a whole meltdown over them being an only child and if they'll hate me for that later in life 🫠😭

literally crying for my close and personal friend taylor swift

@NYSleepQueen Have you looked into cortisol levels? It’s actually interesting and a legit explanation on why we sometimes wake up at that specific time. Hope you get some rest soon! I know that makes for long days!!

It really needs to be studied why I wake up around 3am every single morning

That blue bottled water company is about to be so confused.

@faithbellido Same. I keep waiting for it to get good. I’m about to abandon.

I had to come and make sure I wasn’t the only one having the hardest time getting through this season. I think this show has run its course.

@MistaBsMomma Do you ever disagree about which color they drop it into? Because sometimes it should CLEARLY go in blue and they drop it in pink so I have to scroll.

this is what she meant by “checkmate, i couldn’t lose”

some of you should not be watching sports if 5 seconds of Taylor Swift makes you crash out

Reducing THE Serena Williams down to a “bitch that Drake fcked” is low brow and moronic

taylor was right when she said “so tell me everything is not about me….. BUT WHAT IF IT IS?”