Joffrey Baratheon

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Sansa made me watch #Klaus 😭 #WesterosNaughtyList

To drunk tweet or not to drunk tweet, such is the eternal Lannister question.

‘Any man who must say, "I am the King", is no true king.’

Jon Snow riding the dragon named after his father #ForTheThrone

All right peasants here we go #ForTheThrone

I’ve still got it [Pops collar]

@TheDove_Stark Happy Valentine's Day Baby

Thanks baby @TheDove_Stark

Baby, get some sleep.

@TheDove_Stark How do you propose we do it, if we are to do it?

@TheDove_Stark [Stares at her] Is that what you want?

@TheDove_Stark Okay, that deserved the eye roll. [Shrugs] I could just ban Freys from ever having pizza.

@TheDove_Stark finally found the purpose of having Freys in the kingdoms.

@TheDove_Stark Stop what? Two of his sons came to Court once. The pigeons outside fled and didn't return till they left. I told Varys we -

@TheDove_Stark What? I can't say Walder Frey looks like the muck the Hound's horse dragged in?

@TheDove_Stark [Sits back] Yes, I can. I have, before.

@TheDove_Stark [Reaches for her] I could make you laugh, too.

@TheDove_Stark I could get all the peasants in King's Landing laughing. [Smirks and reaches for more pizza]

@TheDove_Stark I am very funny. [Shoves pizza to his mouth]