Confused Pogba

I SCORED A GOAL OOPS

What is a Burnley?

I believe I can fly!

I nearly done a goal.

I've just asked Jose if I can come on for the second half. He informed me I've been in the team from the start. Awkward.

Man it's dark in Fernando's pocket.

It's not all bad in here though. I've just found a new barbers.

Update: Still in N'golo Kante's pocket.

Does anyone have a map? I am stuck inside N'golo Kante's pocket and cannot get out

I remember how to play football!!

Yesterday Jose make us train in a car park today he tell me to train in my house and don't come to club.

The team is having big party right now beating mighty Northampton. When do I get winners medal?

Northampton are big team yes?

What is a Michael Carrick and why does he score more goals than me?

Today in training I've scored 10 goals and got 5 assists. Jose says I can try with a goalkeeper in net soon

It all kicked off today at lunch. Wayne Rooney asked me to pass him the salt but I missed and hit Zlatan instead.

Delighted to announce I'm starring in a new TV show

Update: I'm still stuck in Etienne Capoue's pocket but every effoft is being made to get out. Thanks for everyone's concern

Settling down for a film

How is it my fault the referee miscontrolled it? I'm working with amatuers