Bert is a good man

@TotalSeasons @marcorandazza @jimmykimmel Yes

@marcorandazza @jimmykimmel Did your dad have a history of missing the point too?

My father fixed air, conditioners and refrigerators for a living. Do you know who the fuck I ran all of my briefs and Legal arguments by before he died? Every move I made in life, I asked for his advice. @jimmykimmel - choke on a bag of rotten working class dicks.

@DonaldJTrumpJr Well

Leave it to Fake News CNN to publish BS lies on behalf of an obviously coordinated foreign op. Do they really think we're this stupid!???

@GeraldoRivera I can’t believe you did something dumber than the vault but here we are.

Karoline Leavitt is a terrific White House press secretary, and spokesperson for the president, measured, controlled, informed, competent. Whether you’re right or left, Republican or Democrat you have to appreciate competence and loyalty.

@AlexisWilkins lol

THREAD: (1/13) A foreign-linked influence network has been running coordinated operations against the Trump administration for 22 months. I know it's real because they ran one against me. I was targeted in something I knew was far from organic. This level of media is isolating, unwanted, and unwarranted. There was nobody to help, nobody to jump in and say, this is a false OP and help me. Well, I don’t believe in problems without solutions, so I’ve spent the last few months learning to build programs to utilize publicly available information to prove that this is way bigger than me. This is about creating chaos in the Republican Party. It's about the organized effort to lose Republicans the midterms and subvert President Trump's agenda, and I have the data for you to see 🧵

@JoJoFromJerz At this point I’m just hoping he’s checking things off his bucket list.

Yes of course, the totally normal question totally normal people ask about Elvis… Could I have beaten him up? 🤦🏼‍♀️

@John_W_Henry @Dan_Shaughnessy Fuck off and sell the team. Or sell the team and fuck off. Your call

@Dan_Shaughnessy Historic

I am told this is industry-practice across MLB these days - allowing teams to televise more spring games. Fair's fair. In this instance, NESN is being neither greedy, nor cheap. My bad.

@toucherandhardy European is now CVS in North End FYI

@FanaticsBook Santa Clara!

If you had $50 in FanCash to put on any college basketball bet today, what would you take? 🤔

@SenatorCollins Fuck you Susan. Stop lying.

The Democrats’ decision to shut down the Department of Homeland Security has caused chaos at our airports, delayed assistance to communities affected by disasters, and forced thousands of frontline employees to work without any guarantee of when they will be paid. The United States is less safe because the Democrats chose to walk away from the bipartisan DHS funding bill and have blocked repeated Republican efforts to pass a short-term funding patch to prevent disruptions while negotiations continue. The White House made a good-faith offer last month that builds on the reforms included in the bipartisan funding bill negotiated earlier this year, with new safeguards to protect both the American public and law enforcement and increased oversight. Democrats waited 18 days to respond. In that time, we saw violent attacks at Old Dominion University and the Temple Israel Synagogue in Michigan and a massive cyber attack on the Stryker Corporation. It is time for Democrats to get serious and work with us in earnest to govern responsibly.

@IAmJamesStewart lol sponser friendly

NESN announced a “redesigned on-air look” for the upcoming Red Sox season. “NESN will debut a newly designed show open and graphics package, designed to be visually vibrant, data‑rich and sponsor‑friendly, providing fans with a more modern and engaging viewing experience. The updated presentation will feature a modernized scorebug, enhanced statistical integrations and dynamic in-game elements that provide fans with a more engaging and immersive viewing experience."

@ZoandBertrand Zo almost as bad as Drew dropping the tea on the Payton family!

@RealJamesWoods lol.

I’ve received a threat from X that they will be shutting down my account within 48 hours because of something I posted. Of course, there’s no one I can speak to about this. If I’m closed down, just know it’s been fun.

@FanaticsBook Florida

18 HOURS TILL THE TOURNEY BEGINS 😱 If you had $100 in FanCash who would you take to win it all? 🤔

@AlbertBreer Stidham is going to love not throwing the ball to him once Nix is gone for the year again!

The Broncos landing Jaylen Waddle shows urgency to pursue a title with a team that's right there—and Waddle will only make their other skill players more dangerous, with what he does to coverage. Love the fit. Miami basically made everyone available. This is a good result.

@DNIGabbard What a pathetic lap dog you have become.

Donald Trump was overwhelmingly elected by the American people to be our President and Commander in Chief. As our Commander in Chief, he is responsible for determining what is and is not an imminent threat, and whether or not to take action he deems necessary to protect the safety and security of our troops, the American people and our country.  The Office of the Director of National Intelligence is responsible for helping coordinate and integrate all intelligence to provide the President and Commander in Chief with the best information available to inform his decisions.  After carefully reviewing all the information before him, President Trump concluded that the terrorist Islamist regime in Iran posed an imminent threat and he took action based on that conclusion.

@Acyn @virginiafoxx hey fuckface none of that is true. You and Trump have done NOTHING to bring prices down but I bet your net worth has gone up. Hasn’t it?

Foxx: Yes, gas jumped in the last month, but it's still a lot less expensive than it was under President Biden. Thankfully, under President Trump, gas prices were cut almost in half.

@GuntherEagleman @WhiteHouse @VP You guys fall for the same shit over and over again while he gets richer. Boy are you people fucking stupid. He pardons the fraudsters. You idiots. He pardons people who have committed fraud. Are you seriously still believing this?

@WhiteHouse @VP Do you support this?

President Donald J. Trump just signed an Executive Order creating the Task Force to ELIMINATE Fraud. Chaired by @VP Vance, this task force will crack down on fraud, close loopholes, and make sure benefits go ONLY to eligible Americans. Promises Made. Promises Kept. 🇺🇸

@Milajoy Why so glum chum?

I’m DONE. 40 FUCKING YEARS of sweat. Two degrees. Busted my ass. Raised good kids. Paid every damn tax. Obeyed every law. Voted like they told me to. And for what? A system that laughs in our face. Politicians who lie straight to our cameras. Promises of “better days” that were just bait. While THEY cash checks and WE get the bill. We built this country. We carried it on our backs. We’re the suckers who still believe in “hard work pays off.” Newsflash: It doesn’t. Not anymore. Not for honest, humble, middle-class Americans. We’re not “slaves” anymore. We’re awake. We’re pissed. And we’re not shutting up. Who else is fucking DONE being exploited? Drop a 🔥 if you’re with me. This ends now.

Joe Kent’s resignation letter confirms what we already knew to be true — there was no imminent threat from Iran. There was no national security threat to our country. Donald Trump, Marco Rubio, Pete Hegseth, JD Vance, etc… are lying to the American people. And to the world.

@AryePulliNFL Nice try Howie puppet

The #Eagles are a big winner from the Jaylen Waddle-Broncos trade. AJ Brown is only 17 months older than Waddle, and there’s no question that he’s more talented. He’s also under contract for a year longer than Waddle is. Howie Roseman’s asking price of a first- and second-round pick isn’t far-fetched considering what Miami just got for their star receiver.