Porridge Queasley

I'm a real sweetie! (my blood sugar is high)

@horselythighs Thats true

@horselythighs I always wondered what that apex twin song was about

@horselythighs 🤡🤡🤡

@horselythighs Boo!

@horselythighs Picturesque af

@horselythighs A night omelet slaps

@horselythighs Fuck that suuuuucks merry crisis

@horselythighs I saw her live in, like, early 2000 just fucking incredible

@horselythighs Abomination

@horselythighs Grey Goose Poupon

@horselythighs Dang

Another crack over the head with the walking stick, and I'm starting to get fuzzy... "WHERE'S TOM BOMBADIL" "please... please... they didn't put him in the movie... its not my fau..." *CRACK* "WHERE IS HE" This time travel experiment has not gone as planned.

@horselythighs Orange juice... hot

@horselythighs Waxing, waning, its always something with her

@horselythighs Wtf!!

Kobe

@horselythighs Everything Lettuce

From the “they made what?” files: MRS. FIELDS DIET CHOCOLATE CHIP SODA

@horselythighs I'm a true hater for 3:30-5:30pm