Connor Heaps

Arsenal have now won more matches this season (41) than Man United will play throughout the whole season (40). 🤯

You deserve more Arsenal fans 💔

A list of teams still unbeaten in the Champions League this season: - Arsenal End of list.

I got into a huge argument with my wife because I wouldn’t let her check my phone. She said: We should have each other’s passwords. That’s what real couples do. I told her: A phone is personal. So finally, I asked a famous marriage counselor who was right. He said this:

MAX DOWMAN RUNS THE LENGTH OF THE PITCH AND WINS IT FOR ARSENAL! 🌟 The youngest-ever Premier League goalscorer!

@Kevin_Maguire So where does that leave the 53% of our population who consume more from the State than they contribute? Do they lose the vote. Do you see where your ridiculous argument leads?

Rumour has it Chelsea are still waiting for the right time to attack…

Kai Havertz is the best on earth. 🎶

@TJiMTS You can’t rent the property

How to actually leave: 1. Plan 12+ months ahead 2. Sell or rent UK property (no available accommodation) 3. Move family or accept the tie 4. Track days obsessively (both countries) 5. Establish genuine Dubai life (lease, routine, substance) 6. Consider split year treatment

Moving to Dubai doesn't mean no more UK tax Two people I know moved last year: One pays 0%, the other still pays 45% to HMRC. Same country of residence. Different levels of planning. Here's what actually matters 🧵

@PictureSporting Couldn’t agree more.

Amazing support from the Barmy Army at the MCG and the result a just reward for all they had to watch until now. They stayed singing for a good half hour after the end but aside from a few waves from the middle no England players went over to thank them. Quite a few I spoke to were unimpressed. Can only assume this was a management/ PR decision. If so, add it to the list of things they have got wrong this tour

Thousands of fans celebrating a win at the MCG an hour after the finish… go and say thank you as a team @englandcricket 🙃

@eastbedscharity @CEDESALTD Company would be @Jenolite but our pleasure nonetheless! 😁

No fucking shit. Awful decision this evening. Appreciate partey made the real mistake. 🤦🏻

This is futbol heritage pt 2

THE ARSENAL. ❤️

Kylian Mbappe wears Mikel Merino pyjamas

England cricketers breaking records… 🫶

Postecoglou deciding on his tactics before each game.

@k02108 Ange in.

The young lads were fucking brilliant tonight, new keeper included!!

@k02108 Yeah, I get that. Once it went 5 it was a… make it 10. Then something has to change.

@ConnorHeaps94 Ahahaha. Mate I genuinely feel so disconnected right now it’s just funny. I said earlier to many that if we don’t win, I’d rather get slapped so it highlights the huge issues we have

Are you not fucking entertained though 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂