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The worst part about making a new twitter account is trying to find the old friends you would talk to on a regular basis The best part is having a clean page again, the ability to reshape my account the way todays version of me prefers. So anyway here’s the loml 🫶

@JamwiseJamgee @KnifeySpooniee @notJoth Be sure to post a photo of your Mrs As soon as she unblocks you and lifts the restraining order

@Connor_0404 @KnifeySpooniee @notJoth More use than the close up of mega mind next to you. That was deleted quickly, be easier to rub one out over you x

‘I’m not scared of ye because I know you’re a big, fat flap-arse’ is simply exceptional on this lads part hahaha Had Billy off there 😂😂😂

@JamwiseJamgee @KnifeySpooniee @notJoth £210 up off £30 not bad going you’re one step closer to winning the mrs back instead of getting a brass on tic

@JamwiseJamgee @KnifeySpooniee @notJoth Oh nooo, mr 3 followers can’t comprehend depth perception I also see you recently used the word gay as an insult, yet here you are with a close up photo of my face saved to your device, I think that’s what we critical thinkers call ‘projecting’ !

@Connor_0404 @KnifeySpooniee @notJoth Oh nooo, Connor can critically think! But he can’t open his eyes enough to see his birds massive head

@panne_1 @vitt2tsnoc I left my old job where I was working 5/6 days a week to the one I’m in now, working 4 in 4 off Not only am I better off financially but I’m more present at home, have more energy, better productivity and a brighter outlook on life. So no, not lazy

@vitt2tsnoc Lazy bitch doesnt wants to work. Classic

@JamwiseJamgee @KnifeySpooniee @notJoth Even people who are 20 stone with severe acne are more capable of critical thinking than you, hope you have the day you deserve 👍

@KnifeySpooniee @Connor_0404 @notJoth Can tell you’re 20 stone and have severe acne. Post a face reveal I’ll send you £100

@JamwiseJamgee @notJoth Though knowing how you lot crave evidence, thought I’d search it for you 👍

@JamwiseJamgee @notJoth If I went onto YouTube you’d see my watch history is full of Peppa Pig thanks to my daughter, but keep on brown nosing the ex junkie 😆

@JamwiseJamgee @notJoth Exactly how Billy speaks to people you mean? He dishes it out often enough backed up with the typical “I’m bigger than you” routine, about time someone gave it him back

@Connor_0404 @notJoth Do you not think he’s in the wrong for how he is behaving? You think it’s acceptable to speak to people in public like that?

@jameshr1872 @notJoth Whilst it would’ve been better to give justified reasons for our viewing he isn’t in need to. Billy does the exact same thing but because he’s an ex junkie it’s fine I guess

@Connor_0404 @notJoth What did the lad say to back up his view about Billy? Absolute nothing. He was asked to explain why he said what he says and refused. So basically just wanted to give someone a mouthful of abuse and not say why. Classic leftard nonsense.

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

In Iran, if a 12 year-old girl is forcefully impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term or spend life in prison. Oops! My bad. I meant Mississippi, Texas, and Alabama.

@rhiannonjayne02 Not your decision for the name no, address & work yes, either way we know you only shit on Wales, as a whole, when it suits / can get some likes lol

@Connor_0404 Wouldn’t of been at all. Was at Wembley in the England end, it’s not my decision for the Welsh name

I love Bosnia so much!! No World Cup for Wales🤩

Back to what we know best.

not a single major outlet is reporting on this, meanwhile we’re getting wall-to-wall coverage of chappelle roan’s bodyguard making a girl cry

Cullen has Bellamy’s nudes I’m convinced, no other explanation as to how he gets chosen every time

"you attract what you fear" ohhh noooo not a nintendo switch 2 and pokopia please god nooo

"Oh no! There are 2 jedi heading for the bridge! Whatever will we do?" The humble droideka: