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Imagine Shankland spamming long throw ins to Mctominay. It would actually hit like crack if Clarke wasn’t such a boring manager.

to kill a WHAT????

welcome to the uk btw

tell your friends you love them, do something you feel passionate about, put yourself out there and pay no mind to anyone that doesn’t fw you

Egun ahaztezina. 💙 TXAPELDUNAK! @RealSociedad TOPERA! 🤍 #Donostia #SanSebastián #Donostiarra #RealaTopera

When you book a trip in December for April and turn up the day after Real Sociedad win the Copa Del Ray

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

couple years ago, one night, i was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend. Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

@Doki_R6 I was £85 for a full tank of diesel the other day

Usually costs £55 to fill my tank in my car, today it’s £72 that’s just fucking mad

Chels so shit I’ve started supporting Jorginho in the Chapell Roan fixture just to feel something

First look at Guy Fieri as the Duke of Flavortown in ‘Dune: Part Three.’

"Your attack on Iran is working. No one is talking about you raping children."

It’s not often I actually laugh out loud by myself but this clip right here made laugh out loud. All time.

Aragorn was 87 years old when he started dating Arwen, who was 2778 years old. There is an age difference of 2691 years between them (more than 269 decades). They weren’t even born in the same millennium (Aragorn was born in the year 2931 of the Third Age, and Arwen in the year 241 of the Third Age). Hollywood normalizes this.

@tofeelhealed The Stolen Gun demo is so good!

here’s what got me through the week

If your a man and your struggling right now just remember nobody cares and it gets worse

And suddenly the man waking up for work at 5AM is no longer your dad It’s you

does anybody know if "the middle" by jimmy eat world is supposed to stop being personally relatable at some point in life