Conor Crowley

Hydraulic handbrake fitted, weekend of testing completed, replacement rear tyres ready to fit, just need a @VantagePointVid sun strip to complete the look!

10.00: 'How sad would your life have to be to look at the name of every Eddie Stobart truck?' 20.00: 'Did we see that Jessica-Marie before?'

Affix Label Here is by far my favourite international shipping company

#Detroit finally back to Rock City!!!! @soundgarden #nomorebullshit

A number 79 really is the greatest thing in existence

Fuck you Mr Brightside

The days of outrunning Gardai in modestly powered vehicles is over - 171 unmarked Beamers are now on the road

3 punctures on 3 different corners over 3 days, I guess the left rear is due a puncture tomorrow

How does one go about getting a tractor into a Paddy's Day parade?

Anybody like Phil Collins?

Pacing North Main Street, nostrils filled w/a 23-cheese, desperate for a crepe, begging a waiter to feed me with my ingredients but alas, no

Getting to be a PI, then leading a double life, then swapping identities with another man sounds like an exciting few days, thanks Buckfast!

I kinda agree with you Apple but I'd still like to have the option of listening to Chris Rea's Driving Home for Christmas the day after...

So, that's car crash number 3

I may be the only one in Ireland to join Amazon Prime this week solely to relive the adventures of 17 year-old detective Veronica Mars...

140 character mini-rants that everybody can potentially see but nobody realistically will see... Conor Crowley joins Twitter