Vlad The Conqueror🇺🇸

I hope they're fucking terrified. Not a micron of sympathy. We remember.

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Dr. Westgate can Confirm that: Sexual Intercourse with the V@sin@ted Protected and Unprotected Has caused serious heart problems and even hospitalizations among several young RWBB Male patients of mine. Unfortunately you're going to have to ask (her father) before you smash.

Vets, here is how you max out benefits: 1. Disability: getting 100% is not hard. The rate for a 100% single guy is $3,332.06 / mo (UNTAXED). This is equivalent to $4,165.08 / mo if you were taxed. There is your first $50k / yr in passive income. If you are struggling w/ [1/5]

you can save yourself so many issues, time and effort by just asking one simple question when you first meet a girl “is she 23 or under?” no? next

"Two tattoos: one read "No Apologies” 
The other said “Love is Cursed by Monogamy”

Slamming a wad of cash down on the bar has greater impact than slamming down a credit card One of many benefits

Cinco de mayo hits different in Florida😎

Big 📠

@StockLoader Oh I already am haha

@ConquerorVlad Vlad, get into crypto. Stop messing around 😉

@ThatMoneyTrain 🤣

@ConquerorVlad wow a whole 60 days...diamond hands on you there skipper

Disgusting

Explaining the new capital gains tax: Rich people will now hold forever, increasing the price of assets and making it harder for you to get wealthy But there’s a bright side! It will also lead to increased tax revenue. This money will be used to bomb the Middle East

I like rolling into bars with this same energy, highly recommend

Yes, absolutely yes

Not gonna lie... When I was piledriving my way into the new decade, The last thing I expected to see was America brought to its knees like a dumb hole, by the flu. Pathetic.

Decided to humble myself and learn Spanish now that I’m in Florida Gotta see what these cute latinas are saying around me

Who knew something so useful could come out of his mouth

“A Roadmap For The Future”: How to not only avoid being left behind in today’s world, but a step by step process on how to thrive (next 5-10 yrs will be one of the easiest times in history to get rich)