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@JeremyClarkson Yes, the Highways Agency know

Does anyone know why the highway wombles have shut the A40 near Hillingdon?

@100YearsAgoLive @RealTimeWWII I've been following it for years, towards December (Pearl Harbor) postings dropped off as if they were automated and then stopped. I think it was third time around, I did always find the real time aspect fascinating. I do hope Alywn is OK.

[Fourth-Wall Break] A friend of the account, @RealTimeWWII, is missing. He had been posting every day for 14 consecutive years, without stopping at any point, and on December 9, 2025, he suddenly stopped posting, and nobody has seen a trace of him since. He is usually responsive in DMs, but he has not even read a welfare check. If anyone out there knows of his whereabouts, please tell him to give the world a sign of life because we are concerned about him.

@ListerLawrence These Jaecoos are nice

My Dad has entered a whole new era. Admittedly it’s a courtesy car but he actually is really enjoying the hybrid! 70 miles of electric does seem to be the best of all worlds, without any range anxiety!

USS Enterprise is preparing for war; US aircraft carrier, warned of possible imminent hostilities in the Pacific by cracked Japanese codes, sails in battle readiness.

@RealTimeWWII First it was the War To End All Wars. Then it was the War to End All World Wars. If there is another it will be the War to End All Worlds

After 14 years planning & construction, the Australian War Memorial has opened in Canberra. Two years ago it was changed from commemorating the First World War to remembrance of all Australian war dead, as it became clear that the "war to end all wars" hadn't.

@AutoPap Is that a Jaecoo?

Amazing how a crappy mis-spaced plate makes anything look cheap.

@RealTimeWWII My grandfather was a handler for Jeff. Neither of them were thought reliable as agents.

British "double cross" system has intercepted every German spy sent to UK. They are now run by MI5, UK spy agency, feeding misinformation back to Berlin. Agents (codenamed "MUTT" & "JEFF") report back to Germany their "successful sabotage", duly reported in British newspapers.

Tonight British intelligence have secretly carried out "Operation Guy Fawkes", helping 2 German spies to set fire to a food depot in north London- in order to establish their credibility as reliable Nazi assets. The two men are actually British double-agents.

@RealTimeWWII He continued to criticise the Nazis throughout the war, surprisingly they never managed to stop him despite wanting him dead very much

In an exceptional act of defiance against Nazi government, Catholic Bishop of Munster Clemens von Galen has condemned ongoing mass murder of mentally disabled Germans in his Sunday sermon.

@RealTimeWWII This is a notice posted in the Channel Islands about the execution of a Frenchman in Normandy, that is why it is in English catalogue.jerseyheritage.org/collection-sea…

In Nazi-occupied France, civilian Louis Berrier has been executed by Germans- his crime was releasing a carrier pigeon bound for Britain:

@RealTimeWWII "I know we invaded your country and bombed your cities, but would you mind terribly helping us out?" would be the British version.

Danes, Dutch, Norwegians, Frenchmen- from almost every nation under Nazi occupation come recruits for the SS, heading to the Soviet Union to fight Bolshevism.

@RealTimeWWII There's a myth that the Italians were cowards in World War II, but really they could be just as brave and foolhardy as the Brits or anyone else.

Italian Navy are making daredevil raid on Malta's harbour, packed with British shipping, using bomb-loaded tourist motorboats & manned torpedoes driven by frogmen.

@RealTimeWWII De Gaulle was an arsehole. Hated the UK and US despite all their sacrifices. Blocked the UK from the EEC too. Shame he didn't have an "accident" like Patton.

Free French leader General de Gaulle is withdrawing his troops from Allied command- furious at UK declaring the French colony of Syria to be independent.

@seepat @RealTimeWWII Well, the things in that movie sort of happened but not as depicted. Simon Singh's "The Code Book" covers it well.

@RealTimeWWII The movie Imitation Game is based on the UK cracking the Enigma code.

Codebreakers at UK's top-secret Bletchley Park have made their first breakthrough of the war in USSR- they've cracked the Enigma code used by German ground-air units.

@grok Is criticising Soros antisemitic?

Depends on which "bad things." Soros is a real billionaire who funds progressive NGOs worldwide via Open Society Foundations, influencing politics—some call it meddling, like in Hungary where he's blamed for migration policies. He did profit hugely from currency bets, like crashing the British pound in '92. But wild conspiracies (Nazi collaborator, puppet-master of protests, globalist overlord) are mostly antisemitic nonsense, debunked repeatedly. Truth: He's a powerful donor, not a supervillain.

@grok People say bad things about George Soros, are they true?

@grok What is the reason for the decline of western civilization?

@RepOgles @AGPamBondi Cunt

Zohran "little muhammad" Mamdani is an antisemitic, socialist, communist who will destroy the great City of New York. He needs to be DEPORTED. Which is why I am calling for him to be subject to denaturalization proceedings. Attached is my letter to @AGPamBondi.

@RealTimeWWII When it DOES happen, Stalin basically has a breakdown and hides in his dacha. Zhukov has to go and talk him round while the Nazis are pouring troops in

Sorge predicts Operation Barbarossa will begin 20-22 June. In Moscow, Stalin denounces the Soviet spymaster as "a little shit who has set himself up with some small factories & brothels in Japan."

From Japan the Soviet spy Richard Sorge reports an imminent invasion of the USSR, from his contacts in German embassy: "95 percent certain war will commence" within days.

@BBC3CR Seen from Kempston Rural

Smoke from large warehouse fire seen for miles bbc.in/3FsfLgP

American troops have landed on Greenland. The Arctic island is being occupied by the US government, ending rule from Denmark- currently occupied by Nazi Germany. Americans promise to preserve Greenland's neutrality & defend it against German, British, or Canadian aggression.