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@ladbible What....snoop dog smoked weed!

@RobertW17480689 @dundeeunitedfc Fuck up specky

@dundeeunitedfc UNITED DESERVED TO COME AWAY WITH SOMETHING TODAY. 🟠⚫️⚪️

We fall to defeat in Glasgow. 🔵 4️⃣-2️⃣ 🦁 | #RANUTD | #DUFC

@simonmcq @themononokean Djiga was white!!

When did we sign Dot from Eastenders?

@RangersFC Anyone got the Djiga picture from the kids drawings from today 😂😭

📰 We secured another crucial three points in the Scottish Premiership this afternoon with a 4-2 victory over Dundee United at Ibrox. 📲 Match Report | rng.rs/4bTMn0I

@NS_1872 @STVNews I've mainly been syphoning petrol at night. Saves a fortune 👍

@STVNews Luckily I went out this morning and filled up my Jaguar, my wife’s Range Rover and also got a couple of gerry cans filled up as well for good measure. Don’t really need it but can never be too careful, especially with all these idiots panic buying.

Petrol stations forced to close after running out of fuel. news.stv.tv/scotland/petro…

@BigMoLoyal1872 1.62 unleaded 1.83 diesel!

Whats the price of fuel in your area? 1.49 petrol 1.81 diesel

@SkinnyPheel @declan_19 Every Rangers fan will tell you this. Been a few heart in the mouth moments. He's definitely going to be a great player.

@declan_19 Comfortable on the ball, a bit too comfortable at times.

@Valerovincii @declan_19 He actually started his career as a striker. Was midfielder then CB.

@declan_19 This guy once played in the midfield because see how calm he’s distributing those passes

@Bella_91m7u A all day

Which one is more attractive??

@thfcroki Pregnant woman. Thats about it.

Who the fuck pees 6 times a day

@raskinssocks Barry or Davis. We need someone to control the game. It's what we lack in midfield. Defence is decent enough the now.

If you could take one and drop him into this current side who are you picking? Prime ability mentality, big game impact… one name only. Who instantly improves us and why? 👇

@FacundoSavala Well some of the DJs have done some dodgy shit on the BBC and not been fired...so it must be something bad.

So what are the Scott Mills rumours then? 👀

@Sir_jaay01 Jordi Cruyff..son of Johan

Has any son of an ex footballer ever become a successful pro?

@scotlandscoeff1 I've never lost a fight with Mike Tyson 💪

The Scotland men’s national team have never lost a penalty shootout in 154 years of international football

@ParisEighty 2pac Nas Eminem Jay-z Biggie

Top 5 rappers of all time. No explanations.

@kilpatrick_marc @KylesDaddy11 @RadicalEyesUK @BROKENBRITAIN0 I'm in Kirkcaldy and recognise them. Jabba the hut is hilarious banter tbh.

@KylesDaddy11 @RadicalEyesUK @BROKENBRITAIN0 Yes I know we’re local

🚨Meanwhile, in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 "Jabba the f*cking hut!" A Scottish man confronts a migrant family of thieves in a supermarket who caught swapping the labels on expensive foods with cheaper barcodes. Of course, when confronted, they claimed they couldn't speak English.

@Stevensmith3192 @atcolin Im 641 for SW4. where do I complain about the price difference 😋

@atcolin We're in SW3 its £640 which isn't bad compared to the rest of the stadium

£900 for a season ticket! Start winning things please 😂💙

@Msamalam Hiding on boats

I actually don’t understand how France has 69 million people. Where are they? 5 largest cities: Paris 2 million Marseille 0.8MM Lyon 0.5MM Toulouse 0.5Mm Nice 0.3MM Where are they all hiding? In the countryside? The “big” cities are so tiny.

@icecoldbanger @England Somebody's got to pay for Thomas Tuchels new hair transplant.

The England shirts, when bought directly from the manufacturers in China, cost £20 shipped to the UK, but you charge £134.99 for the same shirt. What’s this extra money used for? Is it given to charity, or what is the justification for charging English customers so much more? Wouldn’t it be better to charge say £25 so everyone can buy one ?

The new England men's home and away kits. Available now 😍👇

@ScotlandSky Where's that wee diddy McGowan. Nobody can live with us 😂😂

🥧 "Sometimes you just have to eat humble pie" Celtic captain Callum McGregor addresses the "off day" at Dundee United and says it's time for "calm heads" heading into the final seven league games ⤵️

@CelticFC @CxllumRFC Not even the dodgy refs could save yous 😂

Full-time. #DUTDCEL | #CelticFC🍀