Conspirazebras 🦓🦓🦓

SOL, meet the interchain 🤝

it's not aliens i wish it were aliens but it's not aliens it's just the ol' engineered panic, an attractive nuisance ensuring natsec reporters get assigned to investigate balloon bullshit rather than budgets or bombings (à la nordstream) until next time

AJ tries a glass of CAVEMAN youtu.be/3-ZqD9-W1_8

You can’t bury your head in the sand forever and pretend what has been happening isn’t happening. It’s glaringly obvious. Open your eyes...

there's a bad kid at our school named allison and she likes to read young adult novels even though she's younger than a young adult and she also writes bad fan fiction about them and says stuff like "I feel like I can relate to the characters" Bad Kid #523 @sero_sou