John Constantine

@LegoRogue That's great love, but you kinda missed the party on the Hallow's Eve escapade while you were off galavanting with the spandex squadron. Still, I'm sure there's a few things going on where having a power absorbing mutant with reasonably good looks to hand could come in useful

@ConstantineLEGO Trick or two? Yes. Does a treat involve coffee? If yes, then it's a double yes. Anyways, Ah'm bored so Ah'm in.

Halloween again? Idiots celebrating nonsense haven't even remotely got a clue what sort of things stir up in their wake

You'd think with the state of everything in the whole bloody world that it was rife with demons and dark magic, but the truth is it's us humans who are the nastiest buggers around. The other side doesn't have to do anything other than devour the leftover sin we leave in our wake

So my phone bleeped & I thought it was Chaz telling me he'd pulled up outside (he won't come in now, long story). Turns out it's this bloody app. Pretty sure those pictures aren't there by default. Who the hell though teaching demons about emotes was clever? #MyTwitterAnniversary

Merry Christmas, you wankers

Leave Darkseid and his Parademons to the capes, and the real Demons to yours truly #Hellblazer #Constantine #LEGO

"Sorry luv, summoned the wrong demon" #LEGODimensions #LEGO #TeenTitansGo #Raven #Constantine #Hellblazer

Demons? Monsters? Gods? Nah, humans are the nastiest, scariest bastards out there Happy Halloween? Is it bollocks

@LegoBats It's nearly one if Gotham's favourite days of the year. I hope Arkham's prepared this time

Halloween's approaching. Children dress up & believe in monsters. Belief gives the monsters power, & they can smell it from miles away...

Avatar of the Green is looking a bit pale here. I guess Alec Holland is a bit under the weather #LEGO #SwampThing twitter.com/dveese/status/…

You've only met him when asleep, but he is very real. He is known as the Sandman, Lord Shaper, L'Zoril… He is Morpheus. Dream of the Endless

"Christmas is finally over? Bully. Now everyone can start spewing that 'New year, new me' bollocks. Me? I'm fine t'way I am."

I've started to have a do each year & get drunk off my tits with an old deity. Keeps his spirits up, y'know? So dance wherever you may be!

"John Constantine, I have come... to collect on a... favour..." #Hellblazer #SwampThing #Constantine #LEGO #PlantPotSwampy

*When Batman, Zatanna and Deadman show up*

@LegoBats Hardly the model member of the Justice League yourself mate. Can't work in the shadows and not expect people to see the dark