ConsultingHumor

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ConsultingHumor

@ConsultingHumor

...but does it scale?

Atlanta, GA Katılım Ocak 2018

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ConsultingHumor@ConsultingHumor·22 Nis

letting a 22-year-old Deloitte analyst with ChatGPT tell a Fortune 500 company how to cut costs

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wes@wesj_42·3d

Hey @DeloitteUS you have an asshole in Atlanta who wears your company shirts to the gym that doesn’t re-rack 225 on bench. Leaving a plate on leg press? I get it. Leaving two plates on bench? 100% asshole behavior. You want a person like that representing your company and values?

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ConsultingHumor@ConsultingHumor·2d

pov: Deloitte consultant in the womb

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ConsultingHumor@ConsultingHumor·4d

deloitte managers realizing the 15 years they spent mastering Excel shortcuts just got replaced by a 22-year-old with Claude

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ConsultingHumor@ConsultingHumor·14 May

using claude code to respond to an rfp

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ConsultingHumor@ConsultingHumor·14 May

how clients look when the consulting team says AI can “streamline” headcount

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ConsultingHumor@ConsultingHumor·14 May

when you escape consulting and your old partner emails asking if your PE portfolio company needs support

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ConsultingHumor@ConsultingHumor·8 May

watching your work best friend complain to HR

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ConsultingHumor@ConsultingHumor·7 May

consultants when it’s time to use Claude and ChatGPT to make meaningless powerpoint slides

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ConsultingHumor@ConsultingHumor·5 May

studies ethics also interning at Lockheed Martin and McKinsey

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ConsultingHumor@ConsultingHumor·5 May

pov: consultant after realizing the client was right the whole time

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ConsultingHumor@ConsultingHumor·5 May

when the client expects a complex answer but deloitte just says “cut costs”

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ConsultingHumor@ConsultingHumor·2 May

Uh oh

Short Squeez@shortsqueeznews

BREAKING: McKinsey & Co. will use AI agents to help choose the consultants assigned to client teams. Agents will supplement the work of 'professional development employees', who have manually matched consultants to clients based on location, skills, and sector expertise.

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ConsultingHumor@ConsultingHumor·1 May

when ChatGPT can’t do my job for me

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ConsultingHumor@ConsultingHumor·30 Nis

damn consultants causing problems!

Bitcoin Teddy@Bitcoin_Teddy

AOC says "rivers were on fire" because of corporations like Deloitte "pouring chemicals" into waterways. Deloitte is an accounting, consulting, and tax services firm. No idea what she's talking about.

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ConsultingHumor@ConsultingHumor·27 Nis

you’re having a good day and then someone asks why you’re still working at a big four