Jared

@HydraTheProot Always welcome!

@ConsumedTank I don’t mind if I barely know you, I appreciate you taking a few minutes out of your day to wish me good luck in my next chapter of life. Thank you so much for this.

It’s done.

@BuddyTheProto they are adorable, like you! will be glad to give you thousands of headpats and back scratches, and anything else

HAPPY PAW DAYYYY!!!!! Paws always cheer me up.. h-heheh~ ""^w^ <3 How do you like my proto beans?

@RlJSA_AD Guh! I was not expecting such a lethal stick to come slapping me across the face...I'd be willing to help with both assets though

Me when my thong snaps and my 11 inch protocock smacks your face with my ass jiggling from the whiplash. Ooops. >;P

@GYATTZU_wU yes please, I'm absolutely parched.

POP.POUR. PERFORM. all power no sugar so... care for a refreshment contestant~?

@GenjiiDaDerg_ @Socksteprotogen GUH...

@Socksteprotogen Right here~

Where are all the huge heavy balls for me to spend hours huffing and kissing ????

@RandomProtoXD Good Lawd...

So devious~

@DarkChoco_AD @WudgeAD peak, cute lil goober

Looks like he woke up super needy tonight Feat @WudgeAD Alts in replies

@GenjiiDaDerg_ You could say he's a pretty...PRIMAL boy with a PRIMAL smell, heh...(it's a reference to the Primal show, forgive me please)

Why be a backline support when you can be a backline seat instead? Devil Dino thinks so~ Can’t wait to play him in Marvel Rivals~

@StinkyCoaster Gosh...how's about a diet that reduces that stench? Smelly

Farting in these pants just feels waaaayyyy too good~ Might feel even better if someone just came up and pressed their nose against my warm and stink-stained pants :3

@L4ZYSP1D3R (they are mindlessly attacking the ground, you can tell head empty because of those eyes)

Butchering my vanity rn

@L4ZYSP1D3R this is adorable, little spider-proto goobs running around everywhere

Page full of goobers

@RandomProtoXD What's he looking at me like that for. No, these are my cookies..

Some more fat ahh proto content

@RlJSA_AD something insanely peak is brewing

Something old, yet something new~ You’ll see him return anew soon!~ WIP

@TrashyVoxer @AirborneCervine love it, love everything about this ref sheet, EVERYTHING. And of course, thank you AirborneCervine for making such a lovely thing for this proot.

Finally got the new refs!~ Still the same lovely proto that many have come to know!~ Just with armor that fits em better and some extra fluff :3 I wanna thank @AirborneCervine again for giving voxer some much needed touch ups!~

@DarkChoco_AD oh and by the way your blood pressure is IMENSE.

Grip my dih and tell me my bp

@DarkChoco_AD uhhhh...it feels roughly about, mmm.. I don't know, 320 something beats a minute?...320 SOMETHING BEATS A MINUTE?!

@WrongCable @stinkyshrug YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

Piece for CursedThread and @stinkyshrug! CW: gas / fart alt

@L4ZYSP1D3R nearly thought for a second they were grooming each other like monkeys do, but hey, that's very wholesome and adorable

Branding hair for fun

@NearlyEpoint WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF YOUR STUFF IN WHAT FEELS LIKE AGES

he tried to do that one shadow trend, but i dont think he gets it...