@RegalCourtier7 a girl invite me over ..and while we was fucking her boyfriend came home..She made me put on my clothes and sit in the front house while made tea in the kitchen. Don't you know he came in the house and she ran and hug and kissed him. Apparently I am her cousin from Brooklyn.
I was with a chick once who I watched pretend to be sleeping when her bf called her cell phone..... she hung up after a few mins, shut her phone off and laughed like:
"I'll just tell him my phone died" - I was devestated.