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Dear followers who I don't actually know personally: How did you find this profile? Why are you following me/what do you expect to see in my TL?

@Orca7Tweet @ergalleg I guess nobody caught it on a scanner since they’re encrypted now?

Police are looking for someone in San Francisco near the mission. Helicopters and all. What did this person do?!

@ergalleg Is that a blockade? Yikes.

@Jose_Galvan @holly @Victorinox They come up enough on eBay that I’ve got a backup supply.

@ContextSans @holly @Victorinox Don’t ever lose it. 😢

I really, really want a Swiss army knife (a proper @victorinox one). Does anyone have a model they can recommend? It's for general-purpose thing-doing, I'm not very outdoorsy but love to be overprepared

@maxdubler The lack of ogees is pretty obvious tbh.

@maxdubler Yes?

One of these houses has wood framed windows. One of them has vinyl or fiberglass. Can you tell which homeowner has carelessly degraded the historic character of their house?

@bmantraffic We are planning on burning the Man tomorrow (Monday) and the Temple after.

@KNF100 Did I tell you that we're having to fill out restraining orders against one of our local homeless folks?

Get rid of this mayor.

appy pride init luv twinks h8 transphobia luv pints lets av it

@IsobelCarr I uh, noticed that I kept dropping things in the weeks leading up to my spine stuff. Turns out nerve impingement can cause malfunction that looks like increasing clumsiness.

@ALadyJewel @scribblingfox @writethedocs And/or, “you shoulda seen the other guy”

@ALadyJewel @scribblingfox @writethedocs It was Walter Barnewood.

@the_huntswoman That's a "trug" or a sort of utility lugging bucket. Probably left by housekeeping?

Chilling to think that anyone -- even the former president -- can be indicted for falsifying business records in order to funnel hush money to a porn star

1830 Map of Central California by José María Narváez. Notice how the Central Valley is submerged beneath a 300-mile long, 30-mile wide shallow lake/marsh

@IsobelCarr Looks like a stock dress for… what like 1720s? 30s? Those opposing lace flounces were a Thing. I’m guessing this dress came from stock and had detached robings that would’ve been pinned down over the stomacher tabs so they figured the bodice straps should fall down.

For real people, it’s time to migrate.

@jlstone5 @zoecello I am literally getting Clime advertised to me on TikTok as a "Dark Sky replacement" so, this is definitely an unmet need.

@zoecello On my iPhone I use RadarScope since I'm a bit of a weather nerd and on my Mac I use the NOAA website, lightningmaps.org, and Weather Underground all in browsers.

@IsobelCarr Fedilab allows you to do that. You follow another servers “local” timeline.

Friends can we please actually get back over to Mastodon. Every time I come back here it's like revisiting the social media profile of an abusive ex. I don't want to hang around.