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@LilaPurplePasta Lovely

Hasse es, dass man jetzt ne Anfrage annehmen muss um Screenshots davon zu machen

@freckxi Still a ten

she’s a ten but she prefers to stay in, play video games and read books

@GlobeEyeNews The Führer himself could not explain it any better.

BREAKING: All young men between the ages of 17 and 45 are now no longer allowed to leave Germany for more than three months without permission.

@LilaPurplePasta Dann mal viel Spaß

Chillig 🫠

@Xen_dk @Jason_R_Burt Yes, probably. Must have been an immense pressure inside the cabin to blow that top 45 mm steel plate off. Interestingly I've just read that the top plate was indeed a weak point of the Jagdtiger.

@Contractor7886 @Jason_R_Burt It was destroyed by the crew

In April of 1945, an American soldier of the U.S. 1st Army stands by a knocked out Jagdtiger heavy tank destroyer in the woods of Offensen, Germany. 🪖

@LilaPurplePasta Mhh wie wäre es mit..

my version 💜

@LilaPurplePasta Fair enough

@Contractor7886 Hm nö ich lauf keinem hinterher. Wer mich mag bleibt, wer nicht, geht

what? 👀 no 🙂‍↔️ ... maybe 😏 it's classified 😌

@LilaPurplePasta Vielleicht musst du bei manchen..deine Coolness nochmal verdeutlichen

@Contractor7886 Maybe 🤔 Aber scheinbar nicht cool genug, wenn man mir entfolgt 😔

The most terrifying realization a man has as he gets older is that his grace is entirely conditional. If a woman has a career setback, makes a bad financial move, or needs a year to "find herself," she is met with sisterhood, therapy, and endless emotional support. If a man asks for that exact same grace? He is an immediate liability. He is told to step up. His partner's friends will literally advise her to leave him because he's "holding her back." A man is only allowed to fail if he can quietly fix it before anyone notices. The moment his struggle becomes an inconvenience to the people he provides for, the respect vanishes. A lot of men are walking around with the crushing realization that they were never actually loved for who they are; they were just employed for what they provide

@xenvuen Was?

can u guys not be german :/

Nigerianischer Account über Men's Health erklärt euch "bro to bro", wie man NICHT mit Vaginismus umzugehen hat. Das ist ne Sache für den ARZT und evtl. THERAPIE - nicht Gleitgel und Ananassaft 😩

@Ausgeschlafen Circle of Life. Genauso ist es.

Es lohnt sich echt mal ein Semester Womanese belegt zu haben 💅🏻 ÜBERSETZUNG: Jugend: Harkans ausm McFit Erwachsen: Naziphase weils einer der Harkans echt übertrieben hat Jetzt: Welche Betajochens halt noch so übrig sind

@LilaPurplePasta Wusste ich tatsächlich nicht.

Kenne zu viele Deutsche, die das nicht unterscheiden können, also bitte: Das Straßenschild Das Nummernschild Plural: Die SchildER -> Tafel, Hinweiszeichen, Verkehrsschild Der Schutzschild Der Lederschild Plural: Die SchildE -> Schutzwaffe/Gegenstand zum Abwehren von Angriffen

Pasta ca cucuzza e patate #purplepasta

@earthcurated Max Planck

Can you name a famous person from Germany without Googling.

@LilaPurplePasta Einmal? IMMER thehehe

Einmal Katze sein

@WallStreetMav Yea sure

🚨🚨🚨Breaking: The German government to build 15 new nuclear power plants and lift sanctions immediately on all Russian oil and natural gas. German Chancellor Merz has also agreed to pay to rebuild the Nord Stream pipeline to Russia. All wind and solar projects have been cancelled. "It's time for Germany to open our energy economy. The best way to do this is via free markets, lowering taxes and regulations". For Immediate Release. Berlin, April 1 2026.