theodore snape.

❝If you want to start a fight, you better throw the first punch.❞ ⁂ real life grumpy cat. son of @mydoepatronus. former death eater. potions professor at hogwarts. head of slytherin. openly gay. ms with chemistry.

// gonna hopefully be active soon

@impurevein runs and tackles

misses @ContriumSerpens

looks around

// kinda suffering with my mental health, just bear with me.

// I KNOW I OWE LOTS OF REPLIES THEY’LL BE HERE SOON

// am tempted to join the narnia fandom.

// i have a spare account so some suggestions would be nice.

@SinfulWiccan “My name is Theo, I’m your husband. We got married last night.” he said, grabbing a framed photograph near him and holding it out to the other.

@ContriumSerpens “I feel like I should l, b-but I’m sorry.. I-I don’t..”

Theo knelt down to Madzie’s height. “Madzie go back upstairs and play, okay?” She nodded her head and made her way back upstairs, while Theo studied Carlisle carefully. “You really don’t know who I am? Who she is?”

this isn’t seductive, but it’s hot as hell. so, enjoy my sorta seductive sunday.

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“now i really have to find out.”

@impurevein Theo leaned back against Luka. “Hello, darling.”

@ContriumSerpens sneaks up behind and kisses his cheek

Theo opened his mouth to speak but before he could, he was cut off by Madzie skipping down the stairs. “Good morning!” she said, attaching herself to Theo’s leg.

surprised theo sounds.

// to make another character?

really?

Furrowing his eyebrows, Theo lifted up his hand. “We got married yesterday. This isn’t the funniest joke to play on your new husband.”

tell me, is that really his natural hair color?

it’s more your dad, really.