Alex Cook

@Fiat__Justitia @DPJHodges @AllisonPearson Ahem... standard.co.uk/news/politics/….

@DPJHodges @AllisonPearson Must be the only man in the UK with a phone that doesn’t automatically back up his messages. What a coincidence.

So this is the sequencing: a) 11 September, Mandelson resigns b) 11 September - 13 October, No.10 start putting together strategy for dealing with Tory demand for messages between Mandelson/McSweeney c) 20 October, McSweeney reports phone stolen. All messages reportedly lost

@CodoBod @EPLBible Am I missing something? When was YNWA Arsenal’s anthem? And every single song was done by Liverpool first? And I’m pretty sure drums have been around for quite a long time. I doubt PSG themselves would try to claim they invented their use.

@EPLBible There's nothing authentic about Arsenal's fanbase. Anthem - YNWA Liverpool Songs - Liverpool Call & Response - Bayern Munich This - PSG / other's They're so desperate to be among the elite clubs but shamelessly not willing to do it through football. x.com/i/status/20157…

I'm sorry but this is tragic 😭

@StigAbell @KateEMcCann @TimesRadio Haven’t the Iranians denied any talks? And any resolution would appear to be simply going back to a lesser version of Obama’s settlement (which Trump tore up in spite), except with more money to Tehran.

Coming up on @TimesRadio Breakfast: Trump believes that “we are in the throes of a real possibility of making a deal”. So that’s alright then, problem of crashing the world’s economy solved. We’ll survey another day of Middle East madness. Plus, dodgy algorithms, council tax etc

@QuinsFOTS Beyond angry. For the first time in 15+ years, it’s no ST for me next season. Totally lost faith in the board and Dalrymple.

Harlequins Following months of discussions, the club’s global headhunt has led them to a man who is already in the building. Jason Gilmore is now favourite to be appointed head coach, Revealed: How Quins' global coaching headhunt has unfolded mol.im/a/15672859 via @MailSport

@johnnyboy030666 @simon_watkins @reformparty_uk I certainly don’t disregard other’s thoughts when they speak sensibly and logically. Sadly, you don’t qualify.

@Cookadoodledoo @simon_watkins @reformparty_uk I think it’s a very odd take Alex if left wingers think it is ok to let every man and his dog into this country with complete disregard for every one else’s thoughts on the issue. It’s odd that KS hasn’t resigned yet. It’s also odd that Zac Polanski can lead a party!

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Kent County Council has declared an illegal migration emergency in Kent. All opposition councillors refused to vote for the motion. The Tories tried to stop it from even taking place. 196,067 migrants have now crossed the English Channel since 2018.

@QuinsFOTS The state of this for Big Game. Remember, the upper tier and West stand aren’t open.

Interesting read in the Times re lack of jeopardy “ Management messages speak of pre-season preparation for the 2026-27 campaign. The fans? What fans? The business of Harlequins may be stabilised by the guarantee of no relegation, but watch those season-ticket sales drop, watch the empty segments of this superb rugby stadium multiply” thetimes.com/sport/rugby-un…

@RedWallPleb @reformparty_uk 196,000 in 70 million. Explain (without lies) how 0.0028% of people are causing so much of a strain on our resources.

@reformparty_uk All councils need to do the same immediately, this is becoming a strain on every single community across the nation. The only places that aren't effected are the streets where our politicians live.

@caseyjo68535308 @simon_watkins @reformparty_uk I can see how you would struggle to comprehend it, but it is factually correct.

@simon_watkins @reformparty_uk The most stupid comment ever.

@davy_elder36212 @simon_watkins @reformparty_uk Explain what such routes exist.

@simon_watkins @reformparty_uk If they are asylum seekers they should come to Britain through the normal route and bring Identification with them.

@johnnyboy030666 @simon_watkins @reformparty_uk So you can only have a voice if you house an asylum seeker? Very odd take.

@simon_watkins @reformparty_uk How many are you putting up then. You want them here but want me to pay for them . Unless you’re prepared to house feed and take responsibility for at least one, keep your thoughts to yourself.

@EAdams_two @simon_watkins @reformparty_uk Are you suggesting the population of the planet is 196k?

@simon_watkins @reformparty_uk Neither is the British Government a charity organisation that is responsible for assisting anyone and everyone on this planet.

@REDactionAFC Here's the slightly longer version: youtube.com/watch?v=omPdem…

There are possibly some people out there who have never seen this video. Find them 🐐

@MichelleDewbs @kelvmackenzie @AaronBastani @GBNEWS "Migrant avoids deportation after son’s chicken nugget complaint!" Jesus fucking Christ. How low is too low for you guys?

@MichelleDewbs Took you a while to get to “He never should have been on them in the first place”, but you got there in the end.

This case was one of the most horrific I’ve ever read. She was FIVE. He snatched her when she was playing in the street. Her mum desperately searched for her & could hear her cries, but not see her. She traced the sound to an open window & with help, managed to force her way in & rescue her baby. Thank god🙏🏻 This man should never, ever be allowed on our streets again. He never should have been on them in the first place. I hope this little girl & her family are as ok as can be😔 We should not have to live like this.

@AyoCaesar Can you run for London Mayor as a tax exile?

Dethrone? Just run for office, there's an election every four years!

@chadprather @BrianSpanner1 And both of you should have placed a comma after “otherwise”.

@BrianSpanner1 I personally would have hyphenated eco-activist when you said “I’d have hyphenated eco[-]activist”. Otherwise it’s fine.

I’d have hyphenated eco activist and written two years. Otherwise it’s fine.

@ITVRugby Shaun Edwards needs to wind his neck in. He's a defensive coach whose team just conceded 96 points in 2 games and cost France the Grand Slam (which France normally win the year after a Lions tour).

"Championship teams deliver when it matters" 🏆 Dan Biggar analyses the moment that cost England the match ⬇️

@StefSpodeUK Didn't fall.

‼️ CHELTENHAM TRAGEDY: HORSE PUT DOWN AFTER FALL Eight-year-old racehorse Hansard has died after suffering a catastrophic injury during the second race of the day at the Cheltenham Festival. The horse fell during the Ankle Chase and was quickly attended by on-site veterinary teams, but the injury was so severe vets concluded the only option was to euthanise him. Another stark reminder of the risks horses face on racing’s biggest stage. 32 horses have died at the festival in the last decade.

@MrsStarkAdder @racehorsesrace1 One of the big races at last year's meeting, the Triumph Hurdle, was won by a horse priced 100/1.

@racehorsesrace1 Hansard was 125/1 - why on earth are they running these no hopers?

The 100% guarantee didn't take long Hansard confirmed a fatality in Arkle I'd love not to be forever writing this up

@StefSpodeUK Didn't fall.