cool billy

"You've been in crypto for 3 years" "You must be rich" Me:

World war 3

I was losing 6.5% of my money per year due to inflation, so I decided to invest in crypto Now I'm losing 45% per mont

Thank you Eric Trump

BTC at 65k 2 years ago vs BTC at 65k today

Real 😂

My money was losing 7% per year due to inflation so I decided to invest into crypto Now I’m losing 30% per month

Crypto trader:

People who believe in altcoins

Hello, JP Morgan? Someone hacked my account and fomo bought Silver at $123, and now it’s $70. I’d like my refund, TY.

I’M NOT FKN’ SELLING (because I’m already down 90%)

You can’t spell crypto without cry

If you held the McChicken for the past 5 years, you would have outperformed Ethereum.

IF YOU CAN'T SURVIVE THE 95% DUMPS, THEN YOU DO NOT DESERVE THE 10% DEAD CAT BOUNCE

watching gold go up +2% every day while my Ethereum is up +2% after 5 years.

2025 - we are not fucking leaving 2026 - We can't fucking leave coz we are already down -90%

Last year , i bought $20K worth of Gold with my life saving at $2900 , ignored my wifes, family, friends. Today, Gold kissed $5400. Everyone congrats me, they just don’t know i sold at $2950 to buy the Crypto “ dip “ . My $20K is $7K now, i’m still broke mfs