CoolGuyNotMike

@DannyCooksey Good luck running for sheriff!

If I make sloppy joes for dinner, and I go for seconds, does that mean I'm having sloppy seconds? #criticalthinking

My BFFAE++ is podcasting tonight! You guys should check it out, I hear it's not bad! #podcasttonight

Chillin' at the Stevie M. concert. His tone is dope af! (Not as good as Pinkerton!)

@JeremyECrawford Hydra's have advantage on being knocked unconscious; what saving throw do you roll when knocked unconcious and does that include falling to 0 hp?

Trying to understand quantum physics at 11 in the morning is not as easy as it sounds. #aquantumlife

Mr. Muffler in Royal Oak has awesomely comfortable chairs, why can't @RoyalOakLibrary?

I just asked @MikePGS what his favorite tank is and he said Abbot. What a dork! The FV433 Abbot isn't even a tank it’s a self propelled gun!

@meijer On your app, I can't add an item from the weekly ad to my shopping list anymore. #whatgives?

Starting a Cranberries cover band with ma boy Mike P. #OdeToMyFamily

What's the deal with these chairs @RoyalOakLibrary , are you a library or a medieval torture chamber?

What's the deal with ghosts and ghasts anyways? I mean what's next, ghests and ghusts? #ghostcomedy

Can you become both a zombie and a ghost when you die? #zombielore

Heineich: Zis bag isn't filled vis detonators, it's filled vis scheiße!

Gonna start working on my next great movie series: "The Scheiße Brothers"

Writing a new radio play for Halloween. It stars one of the greatest characters: Hungry Mike.

My lifes dream has finally come true!

@MikePGS Cool, thanks!

@MikePGS Ty, just fooling around, trying out new stand up material.

@MikePGS my handwriting is actually legible though.