"Hello, me? I'd like to make a prank phone call... With no punchline!"
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Corn on the Coop
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Corn on the Coop
@CoopDelMar
Just kinda sitting here, selling uranium
INDETERMINATE Katılım Ekim 2022
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Did you not consider that I might be an EVIL cute creature?
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I still sometimes think about this...
Corn on the Coop@CoopDelMar
"Life's like a hurricane here in Duckburg and I'm the guy who never got the storm warning. Daisy says this Scrooge guy swindled her, and I already know I'd be a quack for buying that story but sadly, a quack is just what I am..."
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This could be us you stupid bitch (there is no example. nothing could be us.)
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What hurts me is knowing how many horse hoof cleaning videos I've watched alongside the odd satisfaction I get from watching them. It's like when you finally crack a joint that's been bothering you for hours but on constant repeat.
Nature is Amazing ☘️@AMAZlNGNATURE
People think cleaning horse hooves hurts them, but it actually doesn't
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If he's not wielding an AUG can he really be considered a Space Rifleman?
doomer@uncledoomer
call the cops bitch
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Imagine if instead of saltwater it was Dr. Pepper, wouldn't that be cool?
Nature Unedited@NatureUnedited
The saltwater crocodile is the largest living reptile on Earth. Adult males can reach over 6 meters in length and weigh more than a ton
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@RicharD1ckJohn I don't know either I just like making wild bets in general and the horse got weird vibes.
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@CoopDelMar I barely know anything about either shows, but I'd believe Princess Bubblegum is a cruel despot. What do you mean the character from a little girl's show is WORSE than the God Emperor of Mankind? These are insane comparisons I lack sufficient context towards lol
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The fuck you mean the God Emperor of Mankind is the Centrist option?
Lorgar Aurelian@Lorgarwasright2
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@ManletThorin “Ladies and gentlemen, Bob Chipman weighing in at… A fairly small amount of weight for an average sized person, I'd say!”
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People love it quite a bit, but yes it is still underrated. Indeed I'd wager mankind is incapable of ever properly rating it.
ThinkingWest@thinkingwest
A highly underrated work of children’s literature:
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@kunley_drukpa I am heavily invested in Hawaiian shirt manufacturing in apprehension of this era
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Good choice to place the presidential library in Miami. Miami may not be the spiritual capital of the old heritage America but it will be the spiritual capital of the new lusotropical America. Trump really the inaugural president for a new era in American history Miami represents
Eric Trump@EricTrump
🚨 FIRST LOOK: The Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is officially here. Over the past six months, I have poured my heart and soul into this project with my incredible team at @Trump. This landmark on the water in Miami, Florida will stand as a lasting testament to an amazing man, an amazing developer, and the greatest President our Nation has ever known. 🇺🇸 These images have never been seen by the public — until today. Enjoy! trumplibrary.org
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@HariSel57511397 In the land of the people who never start anything the man who never finishes something is king
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What's really tragic is that the internet will continue the Tolkien vs. GRRM debate forever. We're stuck in the cycles of discourse. There will never be another for spergs to rant about again.
Possum Reviews@ReviewsPossum
Devon Eriksen once wrote a long post about how George R.R. Martin can't finish A Song of Ice and Fire because the morally gray subversion of Tolkien-esque fantasy is not a means to an end, but is an end in itself. It's just dark and cynical for the sake of being so.
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Thought it said "dirty" instead of "dainty" marsupial for a second and thought "He's literally me"
American Museum of Natural History@AMNH
Behold the western pygmy possum! This dainty marsupial typically weighs ~0.5 oz (14 g)—that's about as much as a AA battery! It inhabits treetops in forests throughout parts of Australia. As a nectarivore, it mainly feeds on plant nectar.
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My real name is Guy who likes leaning on that one creaky spot in the floor to make it creak
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