Cooper

my siblings and i gearing up to chirp my dad after he says something corny in the GC

@buffal0_bill prohibition anthem

Banger @CooperSeidewand

@kyle_mcginley @buffal0_bill reaching out to you gentlemen to let you know that good 4 u (olivia rodrigo) still slaps

@tycallahan7 @jamieleecurtis need her to think i’m a presentable gentleman, and then when i get her, i’ll show my true monster energy fueled self

@CooperSeidewand @jamieleecurtis Hey pal, do yourself a favor and swap that SnapBack with a Monster energy flat brim and tuck those lil ears under the cap. No way she can ignore you then. #MonsterHigh #JamieLeeCurtisLove

yo wedding tmmrw, just got the plus 1, wya @jamieleecurtis

my younger brother (22) on not bringing a collared shirt to a wedding weekend: “what dude? i’m not 40…i don’t have a million collared shirts”

just got in the car with my dad should i return the favor

took an uber at 430 this morning and my man let out the most diabolical fart in uber history i was equally impressed and angry 5 stars tho

was on a solo walk today and let out an audible “oh fuck yea” cuz i remembered i bought egg nog yesterday not sure if i’m a loser or the chillest dude on the planet im still tryin to find out

hope you’re staying safe tonight babe @jamieleecurtis

someone check in on lichota and see if he’s ok he hasn’t posted a pic of him in his blonde wig this halloweekend

Dad… what was it like watching Kelly Olynyk go 1-for-9 against the Hawks in the 2016 playoffs?

the streak is over. i am no longer a boy, but a man. in the first time in my driving history, i was pulled over by a police officer. Was going 40 in a 30 (Mass would never).

chief keef?

colson and i after our future kids pop warner football game at 10 am on a saturday

@sternzie3026 gemelli 🚮

Gemelli in C tier immediately invalidates this list

@ZBlute34 im ashamed you even thought to go see it...

Holy…The Machine was the most enormous piece of shit movie I’ve ever seen in my life. Need that 2 hours back

just told my gf that we beat DY 10 years ago on the day. she asked if i still had my hudl log in cuz she wanted to watch the game. i scoffed at her. but if anyone has one text me ill let her watch it

A Restroom Series: Teton Tiger (Jackson, WY)