Neil Cooper

@Dermo___ go on Dermo mate x

@NORTHSIDE___ get well soon @Dermo___ take it easy mate

@The_HorseGuru See you for the grand national festival mate

Trickier than usual this year but after 11/1, 10/1, 10/1 and 9/1 winners, The Guru cements his position as The Cheltenham Festival King. He will be back do not fear, but for now we must let The Guru jet off to Barbados where he will rest and prepare for battle at Aintree 🍹🏝️.HG

@The_HorseGuru Let’s go @The_HorseGuru mental, let’s go horse guru mental na na na na, na na na na. Booooooooooooooom 💰 💵 💴 🔥

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!

@The_HorseGuru 80% of the country pissed up on the guru this week. 20% dry lunches. Booooommm

WE DON’T LEAVE WITHOUT DAILY PROFIT!! AIR OF ENTITLEMENT 10/1 pisses in for The Cheltenham Festival King. Let’s gooooo - enjoy the last beer tokens from the 2026 festival 🍻🍻🍻🍻. HG

@The_HorseGuru Let’s go Guru. Been a piss up since half one on Tuesday thanks to the guru. Easssyyyy 💰

DINOBLUE gets us off and running on Gold Cup day. Put up last night at 2/1 she got hammered in and wins at 5/4. Let’s hope for a few more piss ups 🍻🍻🍻. HG

@The_HorseGuru Wodhooh gets us wadded 💴 get in guru. Boooooom

BOOOOOOOOOM!!! WOODHOH obliges for that man the Guru once again. Go collect and let’s keep winning 🍻🍻🍻🍻. HG

@The_HorseGuru We will never get tired Guru

Are we tired yet?????? HG

@The_HorseGuru Gurus got the game by the balls but we will never ever get tired of winning 🍾 💰

JINGKO BLUE 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻 10/1 winner!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Let’s av it hahah tooo easy this game. HG

@The_HorseGuru Let’s go Guru. Mortgages up and down the country paid for once again 🍻 💴

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!! 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻. HG

@The_HorseGuru Let’s go CHAMP

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! And we are OFF - OLD PARK STAR pisses in for us as expected!! Here we gooooo 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻. HG

@kris1179 @The_HorseGuru hopefully not too long now til the chants and the Cheltenham excitement kicks in

@The_HorseGuru me and @Coops256 counting down the days for the Guru’s chants and polls. It’s only then we know Cheltenham is around the corner.

@Tim_Burgess Manchester Apollo November 95

Where and when did you first ever hear Sproston Green???

@The_HorseGuru @kris1179 Not long now til the dosh comes rolling in.

@kris1179 @Coops256 they may or may not be starting from next week. Guru can’t say. HG

@The_HorseGuru have a good end to the year guru and here's to a great 2026. plenty more retirement plans and piss ups. Lets go Guru

@The_HorseGuru Let’s go guru. Piss ups galore from now til end of the Cheltenham and Aintree. Merry Christmas and good luck tomorrow

@Coops256 Like a fine wine, Neil. HG

@The_HorseGuru Let’s go guru 🎅 🎄

Guru has a big one lined up for tomorrow. This one will PAY FOR CHRISTMAS 🎅🏼💷: 3:35 - BLACK EDDY 6/1 Been a few whispers around this one in recent weeks and this price should be much shorter. Opened up at 9/1 yesterday. Be a part of it. Get on. HG

Are they waiting for the last teams to qualify before they do this World Cup draw

@Tim_Burgess @thecharlatans 30 years to the day since my first ever gig. You guys at the Apollo in 1995. Great night and great album