𝐉𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐚 | KILLⱯH

Today's the day, Alouders! Who's ready to disco-dance with the lights down low!? 🪩🥳 To celebrate #TheGirlsAloudShow kicking off tonight in Dublin, here is my vision and concept for what I'm sure is to be a phenomenal show by these absolute legends and front-runners in the world of pop music #leadersofthepack I present to you: 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝐆𝕀𝐑𝐋𝓢 𝜦𝐋𝐎𝕌𝐃𝓼𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗬 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗧𝗪𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗬: 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐘 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐑 #GirlsAloud @GirlsAloud @FascinationMgmt @simonjonespr

@Momojoj323 @dula_grande Are you dumb? 😂 weeks since MAYHEM was released: 68 weeks MAYHEM has charted: 63

@dula_grande 63 and that was with die with a smile thanks to Bruno one of the most successful songs ever

How many weeks have Lady Gaga albums spent in the Billboard 200:

@CHINGU1765397 @dula_grande She also has THREE albums that when combined still don’t beat Gaga’s lowest 🤣🥀

@dula_grande lmao and they were calling Katy 1 hit wonder but Katy has three albums with 90+ weeks 🤣

@Gyasi994 @ladykimjongun How does it feel knowing that Katy has THEE worst performing album of the entire century?

@ladykimjongun The real one hit wonder

One-album wonder..💀

@livyoncee It’s her second highest… ???

even bruno can’t save mayhem? 😭

@BARDIGANG04 @Spotify_numbers And when HITga gives her charity to your two faves next so they can score their first hit of the decade., then what? 🥀

@Spotify_numbers No charity a-list collab = no hit for collabga🪦 A simple yet effective equation to describe a very sad and pathetic career outcome🥀

'MAYHEM' by Lady Gaga received 3,834,875 unfiltered streams on the Spotify Counter on July 13

TFM (standalone EP version) sales are not included in that figure. Amazon sold Born This Way for $0.99, not Gaga… they still had to pay Gaga full price for her albums lmao. AS IF anybody even knew of Blackpink back in 2020 🤣💀 DWAS was always intended for one of Gaga’s projects and would’ve ultimately been scrapped if she wasn’t a part of its creation. Confirmed by Bruno, himself. —— So you can just carry on crying and coping, boo. It won’t change the facts 💋

@Spotify_numbers The way this clown has displayed fraud behavior since day 1 needs to be studied: the fame - combined sales to pretend she sold more btw - 99 cents chromatitank - ariana & blackpink to carry streams mayHIM - added Bruno's charity last minute Oh PathetiGa the flop that u are🤡

@julianobastos15 @haroldszinho @Himu_Art Nice deflection tactic 😉💀

@haroldszinho @Himu_Art pode ficar com os premios kkkkk alias, pode TRIPLICAR, que ela continua inferior ao impacto da Madonna e de outras lendas que ela tb tem mais Oscar/Emmy (kkkk)/Grammy, tais como MJ, Whitney, etc (pra vc ver como isso não é o mais relevante)

The fact that MAYHEM has only one mixed review out of 23 and it was given by a bitter madonna stan

📊| Some female artists and their most recent album to spend a full year on the Billboard 200:

@tuna_swtunons 1. thank u, next 2. eternal sunshine 3. Dangerous Woman

@CoopyJ what's your trinity?

the holy trinity

@Joshhudsonkat3 @reinitaluv Gaga’s lowest spending longer on the chart than Katy’s last THREE albums combined LMFAO she really fell off 🤣🤣

@reinitaluv LMFAOOO 🤣 only one album a above 90 weeks and katy has 3

don’t worry we can say the same thing about ur fav <3

@reinitaluv All I can see is Gaga being stable whereas Katy completely fell off… the Fadty set up 😭😭😭

@NoDeal1950 @reinitaluv End that jobless phag!!

@reinitaluv So 50% of Katy’s discography is beneath 100% of Gaga’s 🤣🤣🤣

@HisMelancholicc @Orgoishere @reinitaluv And he clocked a hater for commenting hate so now what, genius? 🥴

@Orgoishere @reinitaluv Well you commented being a hater and got clocked for it. 🫠🤷‍♂️ You live near dirty rivers and broken down huts, choose a struggle Baljeet.

@katysroulett @laurenbell432 @ohwowaj To outstream Gaga of course

@CoopyJ @laurenbell432 @ohwowaj waiting years for what exactly??

rihanna is smart as hell for quitting music on such a high and that’s why ppl remember her as a legend and not katy perry

@AlexGer59421042 @math_cs17 @MAD0NNAARMY1 You’re doing way too much for someone based in Ecuador 🤣🤣🤣

@math_cs17 @MAD0NNAARMY1 Esas gorda trató de disimular siguiendo a Madonna después de que todos notaron que es monster

Gaga stans suddenly considered as critics trying hard to take down Confessions II score but its still universally acclaimed. Oh Madonna don’t end everyone like this

@kxrave @MAD0NNAARMY1 They’re actually really spiralling over it and it’s hilarious to watch. Karma gets everyone, I guess 🤣👏🏼

@MAD0NNAARMY1 Meanwhile we can say the same about MAYHEM, with Slant (whose writers are famous for being Madonna stans) giving the only mixed rating out of all critic reviews. The call is coming from inside the house.

@BaadGurrrl This was you with MAYHEM though lol 🤡

Madonna becoming the most talked-about female artist over a new album is exactly why LM’s can’t cope. After years of “she’s old,” watching them spiral is almost poetic. If I’d spent years dragging, only to see her spark this level of hysteria, I’d be pulling my hair out too.

@143ofashowboy Rated R and Chromatica sneaks

Female artists and their worst albums

@carlyraenator Money Is Everything. And it wasn’t even close.

this is still so crispy and fresh except for one song that aged really badly