𝐉𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐚 | KILLⱯH

Today's the day, Alouders! Who's ready to disco-dance with the lights down low!? 🪩🥳 To celebrate #TheGirlsAloudShow kicking off tonight in Dublin, here is my vision and concept for what I'm sure is to be a phenomenal show by these absolute legends and front-runners in the world of pop music #leadersofthepack I present to you: 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝐆𝕀𝐑𝐋𝓢 𝜦𝐋𝐎𝕌𝐃𝓼𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗬 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗧𝗪𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗬: 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐘 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐑 #GirlsAloud @GirlsAloud @FascinationMgmt @simonjonespr

@katysroulett @laurenbell432 @ohwowaj To outstream Gaga of course

@CoopyJ @laurenbell432 @ohwowaj waiting years for what exactly??

rihanna is smart as hell for quitting music on such a high and that’s why ppl remember her as a legend and not katy perry

@AlexGer59421042 @math_cs17 @MAD0NNAARMY1 You’re doing way too much for someone based in Ecuador 🤣🤣🤣

@math_cs17 @MAD0NNAARMY1 Esas gorda trató de disimular siguiendo a Madonna después de que todos notaron que es monster

Gaga stans suddenly considered as critics trying hard to take down Confessions II score but its still universally acclaimed. Oh Madonna don’t end everyone like this

@kxrave @MAD0NNAARMY1 They’re actually really spiralling over it and it’s hilarious to watch. Karma gets everyone, I guess 🤣👏🏼

@MAD0NNAARMY1 Meanwhile we can say the same about MAYHEM, with Slant (whose writers are famous for being Madonna stans) giving the only mixed rating out of all critic reviews. The call is coming from inside the house.

@BaadGurrrl This was you with MAYHEM though lol 🤡

Madonna becoming the most talked-about female artist over a new album is exactly why LM’s can’t cope. After years of “she’s old,” watching them spiral is almost poetic. If I’d spent years dragging, only to see her spark this level of hysteria, I’d be pulling my hair out too.

@143ofashowboy Rated R and Chromatica sneaks

Female artists and their worst albums

@carlyraenator Money Is Everything. And it wasn’t even close.

this is still so crispy and fresh except for one song that aged really badly

@nikydicky @carlyraenator Yup! It’s actually quite unlistenable 🥴

@carlyraenator aged badly = money is everything

@laurenbell432 @ohwowaj And y’all been waiting years 🤣🤡

@CoopyJ @ohwowaj Y'all been waiting for months lol Syfm

@AlexGer59421042 @Gbrlbw @MdollaDita @MrPopOfficial @PopMatters Account based in Ecuador 🤡💀

@Gbrlbw @MdollaDita @MrPopOfficial @PopMatters Dinosaurio shitga que ya tiene más de 40

. @PopMatters has given ‘Confessions II’ a late score of 50 (by far the lowest score). This brought ‘Confessions II’’s Metacritic score down from 84 to 82. The review was done by Jeffrey Davies.

@MdollaDita @Gbrlbw @MrPopOfficial @PopMatters You just lost your entire argument by proving your bitter bias by the way 🤡

@Gbrlbw @MrPopOfficial @PopMatters Confessions II is so much better than Recycleyhem which is a total blender of the same sounds and lyrics from Born This Thief and The Trend Monster. 🤡

@charli_xcx marketing and it’s completely different but also still marketing

truly believe anti marketing will become a thing soon… still marketing but it’s just a different approach, more intimate, personal, private, one on one. less about the projection of scale. i’m into it xx

@disappearingwil @charli_xcx Yet here you are… commenting because you’re so bothered by what she says 🤡

@charli_xcx No shade to you Charli but we lowkey don’t care about what you have to say on anything sorry 😭

@laurenbell432 @ohwowaj The way you were all silent on this topic before her viral moment when she wasn’t outstreaming anyone. And now y’all brave af. Well we’ll be here waiting when that viral moment ends and she falls behind once again, where she belongs.

@ohwowaj Katy Perry is insane. She flopped too many times yet many of her peers still can't outdo her by a lot of metrics. She's outstreaming them with less tracks & has 90 fkinn million listeners she's just that girl pleasee!

@killahdolls Mine too! TASTE! 1. thank u, next 2. eternal sunshine 3. Dangerous Woman The only reason I’m putting DW third is simply due to how dated it sounds now in terms of the production etc.

‘dangerous woman’, ‘thank u, next’ & ‘eternal sunshine’ are the best ariana grande albums, but i have no idea how i would rank them. i love all three of them sooooooo deeply.

@BuendiaCassio @datsgermanotta I’m not the basic bitch here, never will be. See, unlike Madonna fans, I actually listen to the music before I judge. I don’t even dislike CII. Stop being a bitter old hag towards Gaga

@CoopyJ @datsgermanotta Even pitchfork think its good. A Basic bitch like u could never understand, its not her fault

Eu particularmente adoro que a unica artista que recebe a etiqueta de escoro é a Gaga justamento pela proporção que ela gera Mayhem teve 1 feat e foi gigantesco - Gaga escorada fracassada Confessions II teve 4 feats e nada muito uau - Madonna reescreveu o pop dnv

@Joshhudsonkat3 @dula_grande The way Gaga’s lowest is still more than Katy’s last three albums COMBINED. Her major fall-off needs to be studied 🤣🤣

@dula_grande Only 1 album over 100 weeks LMFAOOO

How many weeks have Lady Gaga albums spent in the Billboard 200:

@BuendiaCassio @datsgermanotta And honestly, thank god we don’t! But yes, speaking of superficial… let’s talk about being sponsored by Grindr and stealing Charli’s brat promotion campaign all to create some generic dance music… such depth coming from your fave… 🥴

@datsgermanotta Claro que vc está pouco se fudendo. A gaga propõe uma música, arte e cultura superficiais. Vocês jamais teriam tal profundidade. Louco seria se você se importasse.

@greatestptl In the car, in the car, in the backseat, I’m your baby 🥺

first lyrics that comes to mind, GO

@honeyariedits Please Please Please Fortnight Easy. Cya 👋🏼

remove 2 of these 2024 songs

@valentine32953 @BaadGurrrl 🎯

@BaadGurrrl Yet you're silent about Slant Always giving gaga negative reviews because of Madonna

The bad reviews make a lot more sense once you see who’s writing them. 😭 FraudGa’s fraudulence exposed yet again! #LittleBottoms