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Massive credit to Blyth Town who may be the first football club in HISTORY to have a deep fat fryer in the men’s toilets. Fantastic facilities. #NonLeague

@antonycrook Close one mate - can I choose neither?

@CoopzFM What’s worse, this line up, or accidentally putting your knob in the deep fat fryer at Blyth Town

Have you EVER seen a worse selection?

@AMWahab185 Worse lineup than the Kuwait national team

@AMWahab185 With someone of your ability on everything else we play, I’m shocked.

@tommyinyork87 @YorkCityFC

@YorkCityFC 2nd kit white and light blue and 3rd kit two tone blue

🔜 #YCFC🔴🔵

@Owen_Quinn_ A social space mainly driven by deep fat fryers.

We live in a world where Brian Cox has seen a @CoopzFM tweet god bless this awful app 😂

@puffpuff65 Best match ever potential for the facilities alone.

@CoopzFM Yes it’s a great way to boil some piss

Massive credit to Blyth Town who may be the first football club in HISTORY to have a deep fat fryer in the men’s toilets. Fantastic facilities. #NonLeague

@Shuttsapalooza 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Massive respect to Dan Burn's hometown club, Blyth Town. Forget padded seats and craft beer. They've got a deep-fat fryer in the men's toilets. The Premier League can keep its hospitality lounges. This is football. 📷: @CoopzFM

@Noddy_Holder Excellent work

This makes my piss boil

@garry_birkwood Do us all a favour and stick a top on pal

@CoopzFM He couldn’t play in front of 30000 he would freeze we’ve sold 25000 seasons tickets we want BIGGER PLAYERS

Securing a midfielder from League 2 Team of the Season. Being CONSIDERABLY more appealing than Sheff Wed. Holding off League 1 clubs to buy a defender from a club playing European football next season. All in 48 hours. Guiseley away was a long time ago wasn’t it? #ycfc ❤️💙

@Briggsy1867 Nibble

@CoopzFM In what world are York more appealing than Wednesday? 😅 I like York but let’s be realistic, we came in with a low offer never spoke to Stones so he didn’t have the chance to turn us down. The rest is great, but let’s not kid ourselves here.

😅 Right, we promise that's it for tonight now. What a way to kickstart the weekend! 🤩 #YCFC 🔴🔵

@002Tomo Food chain

York City …..YORK F*CKING CITY!!!! HOW CAN WE NOT COMPETE WITH YORK CITY!!!!!!!!! If we don’t announce Joe Taylor, Harvey Araujo AND Micah Mbick then I’m demanding a refund on my season ticket!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 #colu

✍️ York City are delighted to announce that forward Josh Stones has signed a new long-term deal that keeps him at the club until 2031. #YCFC 🔴🔵

@YorkCityFC Can they play in net?

🤝 We are pleased to announce Patronus as our case management and safeguarding platform. They will work with the club and foundation to align our practices with league standards and improve our safeguarding operations. #YCFC 🔴🔵

@calhowe All the best skipper, you’re going to be a huge miss! Thank you for everything and good luck for the future 🫡❤️💙