Dave Copeland

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Dave Copeland

Dave Copeland

@CopeWrites

Journalist and writer, with 15 years of classroom teaching experience. https://t.co/b0iV50jiaw 617-433-7851

ÜT: 42.41457,-71.118204 Katılım Kasım 2008
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You know what pisses off people who get upset when you say “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas?” Referring to God as “They.”
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No one has cleaned their car’s interior since 1993 without thinking about “Pulp Fiction.”
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We gave @dominos another try: totally messed up the order (which tasted as awful as I remembered) and offered 20% off our next order. That will not be necessary. Knew we were wrong to not go with the local guys. #socialventing
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Overheard at the cigar store: "You want to see varicose veins, take a look at my legs." No. But thanks anyhow.
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#Journalism 101: If people on all sides of an issue say you got the story wrong, you probably got it right.
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“Being bipolar is like not knowing how to swim. It might be embarrassing to tell people, and it might be hard to take you certain places. But they have arm floaties. And if you just take your arm floaties, you can go wherever the hell you want." open.substack.com/pub/funwithbip…
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In the #1980s they worried bands like Mötley Crüe singing about girls and partying would turn us into Satanists. They should’ve worried bands like the Pogues singing about life and loss would turn us into head cases.
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Michale Cera is the silliest thing to look at when you’re super high. #Barbie (which is a great movie to see when you’re super high, according to a friend).
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