Cope Jaxon

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Cope Jaxon

Cope Jaxon

@Cope_Method

Author of You Can’t Fix Stupid with Duct Tape (The Cope Method) -Sep’26 High performer’s guide to difficult people |Husband| Dog lover. I write. I vent. I cope.

Katılım Nisan 2026
62 Takip Edilen34 Takipçiler
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Cope Jaxon
Cope Jaxon@Cope_Method·
@ThrillaRilla369 Exactly. If it was up to me , I was the one who told em it was time to close the doors. 😂
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NENYE💕
NENYE💕@Nenye11111·
My niece found me crying in the kitchen, wrapped her arm around me and whispered “is it because you’re fat?” Now I’m crying for two reasons 😭
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Roro ☃
Roro ☃@RoRoFli·
Me getting accused of something I know I did
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𝕽𝖍𝖒𝖟
𝕽𝖍𝖒𝖟@TRimamfyen·
Men in their twenties choosing a wife
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Cope Jaxon
Cope Jaxon@Cope_Method·
@zionszzn Heavens No. Cause we can’t skip these bills 😂
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Zion@zionszzn·
Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class
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Tayvra🤍@AffluentMist·
Donald Trump needs to take legal action against whoever did this to him 😭😅
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𓆩 ✝ 𓆪
𓆩 ✝ 𓆪@NglMaya·
$2B hit your account, wyd first??
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Cope Jaxon
Cope Jaxon@Cope_Method·
@_timiszn @dfw_ugo COPE Method in full effect 😭 C – Clarity: we made $15B… y’all got $95 O – Ownership: yeah that’s the bonus… don’t ask no questions P – Process: keep expectations LOW moving forward E – Execution: act surprised and go deposit it anyway 😂
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𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰
𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰@_timiszn·
HR handing out $95 bonuses after the company made $15 billion in profits this year.
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Cope Jaxon
Cope Jaxon@Cope_Method·
@notyaboi777 Literally anything you want to gang. You grown as hell. 😂😂
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bd@notyaboi777·
What the fuck am I supposed to tweet about at 30 years old
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™️@Ellesuntai·
People really be grown and still using umbrellas???
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Luda🧸
Luda🧸@Ludathygoat·
Sometimes she don’t miss you, she just miss the dick 😭💔
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Cope Jaxon
Cope Jaxon@Cope_Method·
@awshuqs My brother in Christ , what in the ACTUAL fuck. 😂
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corb@awshuqs·
if i could suck my own dick they’d have to put one of those cones around my neck to stop me
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CallUnc
CallUnc@Callunc·
Y'all Young MA really pregnant outchea. She look like a single mother and a dead beat father at the same time. I'm confused
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WELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER 
WELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER @blacktwiterthrd·
Tenant who faithfully paid rent for 23 years was gifted the home in her landlord's will 🏠
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Cope Jaxon
Cope Jaxon@Cope_Method·
@Nira_O351 It’s called MARRIAGE. 😂 true to this not new to this. 😂😂
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Nira 🌸
Nira 🌸@Nira_O351·
No man can stay 1 month without S£X!!!
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Cope Jaxon
Cope Jaxon@Cope_Method·
@_Sironyeka That’s exactly why you need the COPE Method 😭 C – Clarity: ask what time they really expect you there O – Ownership: don’t agree to things you can’t realistically do P – Process: set boundaries before they set them for you E – Execution: show up… just not on Tuesday morning 😂
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ONYEKA V ™
ONYEKA V ™@_Sironyeka·
Manager: I need you to work this Sunday. Me: No problem I might be late though, transport's slow on weekends. Manager: What time will you get here? Me: On Tuesday morning😂
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