Cope Jaxon

@ThrillaRilla369 Exactly. If it was up to me , I was the one who told em it was time to close the doors. 😂

@Nenye11111 Wow. Well, um. Yeah. 😂

My niece found me crying in the kitchen, wrapped her arm around me and whispered “is it because you’re fat?” Now I’m crying for two reasons 😭

Me getting accused of something I know I did

@TRimamfyen 😂😂 absolutely the FUCK not.

Men in their twenties choosing a wife

@zionszzn Heavens No. Cause we can’t skip these bills 😂

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class

@upshine3 @NinaSzn01 Like bitch reset. 😂😂

How it feels to turn off a lagging computer by holding the power button

@AffluentMist Nahhh. Let em cook

Donald Trump needs to take legal action against whoever did this to him 😭😅

@McNasty The path of sin. 😂😂

what path do you have to take in life to end up being into this

@RealOshunOya @TYRISPRINT Exactly gang. 😂😂

@Cope_Method @TYRISPRINT Bc he trying to escape the allegations lol

this is such a misleading headline bitch this shit don’t got nothin to do with sandra don’t mention her

@NglMaya I’m not telling yall. 😂😂

$2B hit your account, wyd first??

@invis4yo Secure the bread gang. 😂

idk if i should say secure the bag or get that bread

@_timiszn @dfw_ugo COPE Method in full effect 😭 C – Clarity: we made $15B… y’all got $95 O – Ownership: yeah that’s the bonus… don’t ask no questions P – Process: keep expectations LOW moving forward E – Execution: act surprised and go deposit it anyway 😂

HR handing out $95 bonuses after the company made $15 billion in profits this year.

@notyaboi777 Literally anything you want to gang. You grown as hell. 😂😂

What the fuck am I supposed to tweet about at 30 years old

@Ellesuntai Absolutely. 😂

People really be grown and still using umbrellas???

@Ludathygoat She just miss that $200😂

Sometimes she don’t miss you, she just miss the dick 😭💔

@awshuqs My brother in Christ , what in the ACTUAL fuck. 😂

if i could suck my own dick they’d have to put one of those cones around my neck to stop me

@LilSho94 @Callunc Fr 😂

@Cope_Method @Callunc 🤣🤣🤣

Y'all Young MA really pregnant outchea. She look like a single mother and a dead beat father at the same time. I'm confused

He was married.

@blacktwiterthrd I mean she basically paid off the house. Why not 😂😂

Tenant who faithfully paid rent for 23 years was gifted the home in her landlord's will 🏠

@Nira_O351 It’s called MARRIAGE. 😂 true to this not new to this. 😂😂

No man can stay 1 month without S£X!!!

@_Sironyeka That’s exactly why you need the COPE Method 😭 C – Clarity: ask what time they really expect you there O – Ownership: don’t agree to things you can’t realistically do P – Process: set boundaries before they set them for you E – Execution: show up… just not on Tuesday morning 😂

Manager: I need you to work this Sunday. Me: No problem I might be late though, transport's slow on weekends. Manager: What time will you get here? Me: On Tuesday morning😂