Dwayne “Slow Heartbeat” McGreevy

dudes at my gym hitting explicit downward dogs on kneeling cable crunches. However good the burn is, it just can’t be worth it. Take me back to the Jadwin Gym.

@bigJannis01 @HaroldMuckton @LazLocks @MikeLob80085 OgDog at dusk was aroldis chapman

@HaroldMuckton @LazLocks @MikeLob80085 Those three strikes were the last thing standing in between me and my chicken parm panini

Open discussion: who had some of the best walk up songs in the Ivy? Personal vote would be Carson Ozmer

@LazLocks Pretty corny sneaky good though was that huge lefty on Brown that walked up to fly me to the moon. Was usually horrible, but when he went deep it was pretty nails

@LazLocks Cole hage nominated for worst with barefoot bluejean night 😹😹

@PontoonDavis @bigJannis01 Legitimately don’t know who Wildman is. Don’t know where you got that intel on RT — He’s pre-med. @MikeLob80085 can verify

@CopperBiscuit62 Caden Wildman mega snub. Sources also tell me that Ryan Taylor would like a word with #2. @bigJannis01 thoughts?

Official list of PENN killers: 1. The wind on 2022 Ivy league championship Sunday at Meikeljohn stadium 2. The standardized testing admission requirement 3. Southern Miss :/

@MikeLob80085 @Schizziee2 Repost merchants must be stopped. Guys like kevin eaise and ben rice that paved the way never engaged in that sort of behavior

@Schizziee2 I have friends that would do the exact same thing

Throws a no-hitter and first thing he does is hop on Twitter

@donaldrich67 My hands are dirty from working over wells and you have the audacity to chap me for mis-typing. Sounds about right. Get a load of this @SuckNfuckDupont

@CopperBiscuit62 What a surprise, Dwayne. You don’t know how to spell Harvard.

H*rv*d “joined March 2026” burners entering the beev

Hip shoulder separation like that is something you can’t teach. Must have been frustrating to coach with that as the expectation. Cheers to Coach Whalen. Ivy League Baseball stalwart.

@donaldrich67 Any list that doesn’t include Uday “the South City Missile” Narottam is simply not serious

Ranking most fun Harvard players to Watch: 1. Gio Colasante - electric 2. Ben Rounds - raked 3. George Cooper - gritty 4. Logan Bravo - lots of juice 5. Truman Pauley - absolutely disgusting. Sleeper: Matt Giberti - I loved the bunt for a hit every other AB. Fast as fuck.

@SuckNfuckDupont @BatesMaster9 @Peterson_IsKing I know of one quaker with a perfect statline

@BatesMaster9 @Peterson_IsKing @CopperBiscuit62 can you help him out here? This is a great question

How to build a great MLB roster C - Puerto Rican/White (gritty) 1B - white (big) 2B - Latino/black SS - Latino/black 3B - white LF - Latino CF - black (shifty) RF - Latino DH - Latino (big) Bench - white (gritty) two Latinos, black (shifty) SP1 - white SP2 - Asian SP3 - Asian SP4 - white SP5 - Latino CL - Latino Rest of bullpen - 3 white guys (one with big beard) 1 Latino 1 black Manager - old southern white guy GM - Jewish Owner - Jewish

@TigerOnTilt @SuckNfuckDupont Can confirm. The jog up from the field helped shake it loose. Could get in and out of the robert kraft shitters quick and easy

@SuckNfuckDupont @CopperBiscuit62 I’ve heard of people getting the job done with a deuce at Cumbia

Ivy League bathroom rankings: 1) Yale: felt like a big leaguer heading underneath the stadium to take a shit. Also convenient access to take a piss under bleachers. 2) Columbia: easy access to take a waterfront bullpen piss, stalls to take a shit in bathroom if needed

@SuckNfuckDupont Amended #1, taking a double-decker on Cornell at NJIT to clinch 2024 ILT. @MikeLob80085 @wheredatartsat

3) Penn: great setup for the visitors, tough for Quakers 4. Cornell: having to walk by the fans (parents) to take a piss gets old fast 5. Harvard: by end of weekend 8/10 porta potties smell like absolute dogshit N/A) Dartmouth, Brown: never made travel roster here

Nothing worse than earning a bid to the 2023 ivy tournament just to panic shit in one of those porta potty’s behind the quakers bullpen when coach Bradley thinks you’re one pitch away. @realDonaldTrump please donate to your alma mater and fix this

@MikeLob80085 @HaroldMuckton @Inthehoodpete knows

@MikeLob80085 @HaroldMuckton Amex gold 10 bucks off every month. Get your money up mike

Andy Blake

@deputon63 Holden lipton mogs him

Showed up to the bar and this guys the bouncer. How fucked am I?