Coptic Problems

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Sunday carbs don't count. Those are the Lord's carbs and he wants you to be happy. #CopticProblems

For those of you who know... i give you, @dudewithsign #coptic|edition #copticproblems

@Coptic_Problems, this is what Jordan was actually listening to before Game 1 of the 1998 NBA finals. #TheLastDance #CopticProblems

So yo if I have both vaccines can I greet one another with a holy kiss? #copticproblems

@Fadyouwakim Look towards the east.....hard,

You don't know pain until you make eye contact with the head deacon the second he needs to find someone to read the Gospel #CopticProblems

Started throwing up gang signs during "Greet one another" since nobody wants to swipe my hands but apparently that's not suitable for church 🙄 #copticproblems

Singing Hiteni's in English is like tipping 10%. Ya just don't do it. #CopticProblems

Actual footage of every single deacon towards the end of apocalypse night 🙏🏻😁 #Copticproblems

Every Egyptian household has the classic dad creps for the garage #copticproblems