Corey Berrios

@tomhanks hey there big guy. We need you. We need you big time. Please read this book for audible. amazon.com/dp/1543179479/…

@Plachtweeta I am so behind that. Except for the fact that I took a shit in the tootsie roll bowl as my resignation so I can't go back

@steven_rizzo @Plachtweeta @S_McManus @Famarone12 hook grip hand job: new keif sprinkles track

@TrevorCoburn lmfao that's fucking great

@kiims5 i don't disagree!

@MikeCip88 @D_Plaz @annieee1110 @afernandez23 @smacone #twitterlesspat just dranking some pat weed brew

@Rod_Samriguez best see you man

@D_Plaz im not sayin you can't smoke, just don't blow it in they face

@TrevorCoburn lmao that face is absolutely perfect... That's what I was I visioning when he was trying to pull you out of bed to "party"

So Shea instantly becomes Emery's best draft pick if Rodgers actually has a broken collarbone

@russolej I want dat

I'm officially in favor of the Redskins name change

@jordanruocco that is ridiculous, you should name him corey

@jordanruocco your shitting me you were serious

@kiims5 Just call in and pretend something bad happened so I can leave work!

@K_Pullano I want to go duck hunting with a boat full of chew and Cheetos again

@Chadwin_Fisher I can't wait to tell my grand kids one day that I tattooed one of my teammates at a house party in college #Inkmaster

Fired up for season opener. Go Rangers!!

Had such a great day with @kiims5 developing diabetes and watching Lindsey loham race justin beaboar 🐷🐽🍕🍪🍩🍗🍺