Corey Elliot

Yes

Commercials on MLB app: 1. Take this pill for ED 2. Use this stuff for your thin hair 3. lol you have low testosterone, eat these pills 4. Drive this truck through mud and creeks and exotic terrain 5. You probably have Crohn’s disease and/or plaque psoriasis

@ESPNMcGee @MartySmithESPN Bloodline on Netflix. Chandler is awesome in that, too! Also, I heard that he would ride his motorcycle from Cali to Austin when it was time to film Friday night lights and use the road trip to transform into his role as Coach Taylor.

OMG TORONTO

@FBG_Support what are y’all doing about Bones Hyland?

Where y’all at @peta Look what they did to your birds

Not sure I’ve ever seen anything like this in the history of pro sport

Astros win after getting slapped around because of course they did. Updated projected 2026 record: 142-20

Astros win? Wow. Current projected 2026 record: 144-18

Astros win! Welcome to Hotel Hell. #ChaseTheFight

@JMV1070 can’t leave out Terre Haute and Evansville - been to concerts in both arenas and had a great time.

I know we have social media, but a Message Board for the United States in the same fashion as a message board for college sports would be so awesome.

@badbuckets_ It’s a very diverse dance, applied to many different scenarios of joy. Courtesy of the old Woodrow’s location, where anything was possible.

@CoreyElliot @TexasBaseball is this the walk off dance 😂

LFG! @TexasBaseball

Might hang my drarwing on the fridge. I’m a child.

@74Astros The construction of a poor roster. This team is bad

@CoreyElliot Based on what?? 3 seasons plagued with injuries??

Appreciate Espada for everything he’s given to the Astros org. I’m not one to let the market dictate in-house decisions, but when other clubs are cleaning house and relieving better managers it’s hard to justify maintaining the current order. It is time for change. Dana, too.

……downfall? Lol

Funny how everything is always KD’s fault. Shit is tired.

@JMV1070 us Colts fans will find something wrong with a sunny-and-75-blue-sky-day. This franchise has dragged us to the depths of fandom hell

@jakequery sent you a DM, RE: IU QB. Also, I hope you still have some astrodome turf left for me.