Corey Gribbins

Standing at the gas pump like

the american-married-to-an-italian content creation is the worst thing that ever happened to the internet

@blaucomedy Can we talk about his video editor putting veins on the eggplant emoji. My guy spent 30 min on that and didn't get the recognition he deserves

that is not GAY? 😳 #standupcomedy

going 50/50 with ur partner who makes $20k+ more than you a year is actually super unfair

@LazySasch I still remember to this day the time I cut someone off and they put an L up on their forehead. I've been flicked off countless times but that interaction is the one that haunts me.

I can see it

Around 50% of the kids/teenagers I grew up with are dead because of the Sackler family. Every time I get a text from an old friend, I know what it's going to say. Tens of thousands of lives ended too early each year because of them. Families destroyed, and entire communities just ruined. The epitome of evil incarnate.

@TwistedTea why are your bottles not twist off. You're a fraud to your name

¿¿¿QUATRO LECHES??? ¿¿¿EN ESTA ECONOMÍA???

Just got a $100 hoody and I do have to sat the aglets on the hood strings are the finest quality on this earth

On this day in 1969, activist and chairman of the Black Panther Party Fred Hampton, was assassinated by Chicago police and the FBI at just 21 years old. William O'Neal, an FBI informant, infiltrated the Black Panthers and set up Fred Hampton for $300. A THREAD

@VoicesByZane Imagine if the third one made you fight a 30 foot tall mutant with a fat boy

@lolapalooza0 @NatlParkService @OKWildlifeDept I'm not even joking, it'll be your next go to

@CoreyGribbins @NatlParkService @OKWildlifeDept Don’t tease me

Will marry whomever is running the @NatlParkService Instagram account.

Brothers are so special 🫶

On this day in 1921, The Tulsa Race Massacre happened in the affluent black community of Greenwood in Tulsa (Black Wall Street) White supremacists killed more than 300 African Americans and looted & burned to ground homes & businesses. History of Tulsa before the riot A THREAD

@katopossum Courtney did it, family cat shirt photos going to drop in next couple of weeks.

@katopossum I believe I do

The amount of trump supporters that write on Porta potties is definitely something that needs to be studied. Is it just the type of person or is it that your opinions belong in there?

If this gets 1M likes our boss will let us name her baby “Armadillo.” Twitter do your thing 🙏

Thought my gf was about to pull out a knife to open a box, she pulled out a crystal and it actually worked.