Corey?

I’m starting a thread for things I would buy/have made for when I become rich

Ur brow ridge is too long. Must be a Diet Coke drinker. Fumbas.

Urinal cakes are great but honestly not a fan of urinal cheesecake. Idk maybe haven’t had a good one yet lol. #dessertanyone?

Meticulously gotta be in top 5 least favorite words ever

Piss so much call me a piss monster Pooping on ya ima poop monsta. Just something I been working on

jerked off and goat milk came out 🔥

Fast food commercial idea: *scientists doing experiment* Overused epic narrator guy: “Scientists have finally found the answer to the age old question—which came first… the chicken or the egg?” *hype crescendo for the reveal* “both—at the same time? Try the new chicken egg san

only Mr E bruh

If i pee in the shower does the pee go down the drain and come back around to the showerhead 💔

imagine smoking baby yoda like a brisket and covering him in sauces and seasonings

Four dollars.

Oh im getting a call. DECLINED! jackin off!!!

New habit for April: VOD review matches every time I take a shit. It’s like I’m fighting two battles at once.

Been on this app long enough. I’m ready for a face reveal. Please be nice to me Twitter 🥺

I have my cookies i have my milk oh its gamer time

I put a Coke Zero in the freezer to chill faster and for 30 min the only thing I could think about was how badly I wanted to drink it and when I finally got it, it had completely froze and I couldn’t drink it. There HAS to be an Aesop fable about this.

Doesn’t matter who u are, we’re all just one mustardy pickle away from losing all aura. That’s what makes us human.

Im i am infertile from eating scented candles. The

Chick Peas? I sure hope she does 😛

Ground beef is the best thing out there. I literally don’t think anything has done or will do what ground beef has been doing. #cokezerobraisedgroundbeef