Corinne Stratton

@phillipdyte Haha, I just saw this in the flippin' Guardian! Blast from the past. Excellent work!

Please buy my house. It's really nice. rightmove.co.uk/property-for-s…

@channi2909 @laurenmitch25 @Socitm WHAT DO YOU NOT DO @channi2909 🤣

Phew! twitter.com/dpatil/status/…

Start of week 5 in my #newjob and I've got my two screens. Four #spreadsheets at once: it's the only way to fly. #data

My boyfriend asked me to text him updates from the #ENGTUN game as he's on his way home. You can't say it's not accurate. #WorldCup

Got #Iceland in the office #WorldCup sweepstakes. Pretty pleased with it tbh twitter.com/grappleshark/s…

Just changed jobs for this very reason... #anecdotal #oursurveysays twitter.com/The_Digital_CO…

But my emails. twitter.com/kyledcheney/st…

@grahambcatlin @DanielGDresner @OfficialUoM @Man_Inf @csmcr @UoMNews @IASME1 "Exquisite dress sense!" I love it! 8th most influential eh? As it's @DanielGDresner I can't help but think of that in Doctor terms - Paul McGann ain't too shabby... 😆

Well! Here's a thing! This is more than just a little humbling but a great affirmation for the team @OfficialUoM, @Man_Inf , @csmcr, @UoMNews, at @IASME1 and of course my wonderful, supportive Reuvena. ifsecglobal.com/ifsec-global-i…

Day 4 at #newjob: colleagues jokingly suggest putting up a basketball hoop. Is it too soon to mention the giant catapult we made out of rubber bands at my old work? Definitely too soon to bring up fun snaps #office #stationery #explosions

Day 2 at #newjob and I'm bringing in my #data books. Wife flipped through this over breakfast. "What's a vlookup?" "It's the beginning of a beautiful romance."

Just made tomorrow's #lunch, then saw this #machine. Yes I only ever butter two slices of bread (four if I'm being extraordinarily generous) but I could do those so much more satisfyingly. #want twitter.com/MachinePix/sta…

New colleague: "I assume you'll want two screens?" Me: "I'M HOME!" #newjob #data #twoscreens #noregrets

Left my other half at home, scoping out possible #holiday destinations: "Quedlinburg is an impossibly quaint little town, ruled by #women for most of its #history. Quedlinburg was Germany's first capital." On the list. #whoruntheworld #girlpower

@AesTw I chose the smallish company based in a barn in the countryside. :D Thanks! X

Day 1 at new job. This is what's outside the office. #countryside #farm #cows

SO SATISFYING. Yes I pulled over just to take this photo. #cardashboard #literaldashboard #unf

Last day at my current company. Walked to the nearby lake one last time with a cake, a takeaway coffee, and 33% of the swans that usually hang out here. #lastgoodbye #pasturesnew #nextchapter #otherpretentiousphrases

Also how I carry my cats twitter.com/UberFacts/stat…