Ironic

Thursday is going to be an all-time sports day in Houston 3:10 PM - Angels vs Astros (Opening Day) 6:30 PM - Iowa vs Nebraska (Sweet 16) 9:05 PM - Illinois vs Houston (Sweet 16)

This the typa tweet that gets posted on unfortunate MLB when the astros go 70-9 to end the season

@GlockPurdySZN @kneand_ Out of all the years i’ve played this game, this year feels the least rewarding for actual good swings

@kneand_ I guarantee you haven’t played online. Us who are actually good at the game play ranked, playing vs a cpu every day is boring. It’s the worst gameplay in 4-5 years, every top player will agree with that.

Hot take: MLB the show 26 is the best show in years but it’s been shoved under the rug since the connection issues have been so bad

they can never make me hate you

kids today wouldn’t understand

the older i get the more i understand why some people disappear and never explain.

Mike Burrows is exiting this game with a trainer after a ground ball deflected off of him. Couldn't see exactly where, but it looked like his foot. Burrows had thrown 77 pitches, so he was likely at the end of his line anyway. Could've been a precautionary move.

When San Francisco Giants 1B Luis Arraez was asked why he wasn’t wearing his WBC gold medal to the ballpark like most of his Venezuelan teammates: ‘I don’t have it. I gave it to my Mom. She’s the one who deserves it.’’

Hey @MLB I thought I was the only person allowed to fuck @JustinVerlander ?! What 2 writers didn't have him on their ballot?

@asapbrendel @mvpmahomes4 @anne__rogers Ahhh okay

@Corlasss_ @mvpmahomes4 @anne__rogers Cause the US didn’t win. It was their excuse last time too. It’s like children saying “I wasn’t even playing” when they get tagged/found playing tag or hide and seek. Loser mentality.

Maikel Garcia said he’s only taken off the jersey to sleep.

Ruined the NBA cuz you didn’t want to let the man see his daughters

@TheAstrosLocker @annoyingastros to be fair, that ALCS was entertaining to watch, winning in 7 games vs the in state/in division rival. that WS was lame as hell

@annoyingastros It’s similar to the r*ngers fans who celebrate their ALCS more than their WS. Beating the Astros is all they care about. At least their team actually won something.

Can’t even celebrate their division champs banner without mentioning the Astros 🥀

@mvpmahomes4 @anne__rogers how is it fake?

@anne__rogers Time to move on from the fake tournament and focus on the real season

After dropping 60, Luka Doncic sits in silence, no celebration, no smile. It all fades fast, and he probably realizes that at the end of the day it’s just basketball… there’s still no one waiting for him at home, and he still misses his kids. 💔

A lot of people never mentally left high school.

one of the worst ways to be remembered is for stinking

Listen carefully, bro. If you can smell yourself even a little, trust me, other people are getting the full experience whether they want it or not. Hygiene is not optional for a man, it’s part of basic self-respect and social awareness. People judge you within seconds, and smell is one of the fastest ways to lose respect without saying a single word. You can be well dressed, confident, even successful, but bad hygiene cancels all of that instantly. Now here’s the no-nonsense standard you should follow. Shower daily, especially if you sweat, train, or live in a hot environment. Use soap properly, not just standing under water like that magically cleans you. Pay attention to areas most guys ignore, like underarms, feet, and yes, your groin. Wear deodorant every day, not occasionally when you “feel like it.” Keep your clothes clean because even if you shower, dirty clothes will bring the smell right back. Brush your teeth twice a day and handle your breath, because bad breath is just as bad as body odor. Trim nails, maintain your hair, and don’t walk around looking like you gave up on yourself. Here’s the deeper truth, man to man. A disciplined man handles the small details of his life without needing reminders. Hygiene is one of those silent signals that tells people you’ve got your life together. And the crazy part is this. It takes very little effort compared to the massive impact it has on how people see you. So yeah, bro, stay clean, stay sharp, and carry yourself like a man who respects himself.

pro tip: if you can smell yourself a little bit other people can smell you alot